Oh Buoy

Just tuned in - what happened to Skittle?

I'm actually with Dennis on this one. I'm utterly fed up of our political system and it's schoolyard behaviour with points scoring policies. The system is completely backwards; imagine running a company the way we do our country? It'd be in the ground before we hit the five year review.

But did you give her back her laptop?

Unless you live somewhere that's got a ton of streets nearby and you've gotta' hear it go up and down every street.

Yeah, but everyone hates ice cream van music.

Like this? http://oi62.tinypic.com/r7pspe.jpg

They have some banana skins in their upcoming fixtures. Plus, I hate all three of those teams.

This is how I see it all ending up: http://www.thefishy.co.uk/calculator1.php

Pressing her nip like an F8 mentalist.

You're one of those bellends in IT aren't you. I fucking hate ringing you cunts. Wait, how did you get a second date? She well just wants her laptop back. Have you fixed it yet?

Just go straight in with that mate. "Errr.... I'm not sure if you know but TLW has this thing about young fit birds."

Hahahaha. "It could have blown down a grid"

Oh, you cunt.

Everton don't need the PL points, they've already won the EL.... "Liverpool have taken 29 points since Christmas. Everton have taken just 28 points since the start of the season. "

Fucksake. Still, only 2pts.

Burnley have given up.

Henderson is sublime.

Bullet....

Careful Mig...

str33m lid.

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Yeah, but check out his bird in the Santa suit. She's either got big hips or a grammy leg. There's a fucking lump. She'd still get it.

Interesting if it's the step bro + bird. Wonder what their motives were...

I'd assume some people's workplaces would take a dimmer view of this thread. Dancing chebs > Limbs-a-kimbo