Bruce Spanner

Getting the gang back together, or the dogs of yore, if you will! I'm here all week.

https://frontofficesports.com/saudi-arabia-reportedly-launching-multibillion-dollar-sports-investment-entity/

Wouldn't suprise me if there was some malice in this as we seem to have taken Newcastles top target, and linked with others, and Bohely has Saudi links. Theres supposedly around 500B floating around this fund to buy up sports so destroying our midfield cohesion and weakening us for what 100M all in would be 'worth' it as the barcodes take our place at the top table and all that entails through the international lense. If they are playing the long game it would definitely be a plausible strategy.

Absolutely fucking wild.

Fucking hell, it's unravelling already... This is nothing more than a quick headline before the byelections next week.

Everyone gets a pay rise* Glory be to the Tories. *out of existing budgets, recruitment cuts and ‘efficiency’ savings.

Elliot knows the ropes now, as inexpereinced as he is, and I'd wager he'd be a better and more consistant guide for the new players in the press and patterns etc. He's the one who was trusted most last year and sticks to his brief almost to the letter.

Riyadh?

He's been offred 700k P/W.

No idea, I only posted it as it tends to kick of a bit with those who love him and those that hate him. That's responsible transfer thread maintenance right there.

And at the centre of this particular venn diagram is feeling like a fat cunt.

Yeah, Uncle Joe wants Ursula Von Der Facist.

‘Being interviewed by Kay is, as we all know, like being interviewed by a backward child. That's obviously great most of the time. But occasionally she will throw you a curveball like a child might – "Why is there war?" "What is Europe?" – and if you can't answer it's you who ends up looking like the thick-as-pigshit chancer.’ M. Tucker.

Just nailed buttermilk chicken. Bliss.

For those interested… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegasus_(spyware)

I'd say he's still slightly undervalued, but he has to go elsewhere as Klopp was ruining his potential. He'll be back, I'd say most likely as manager.

Only eight and a half billion for Big Nat from Leeds. S'pose they can at least start work on the statue now.

Buffalo chicken, Sriracha mayo and lettuce.

They’ve just thrown a load of cash at it and it’s had a spruce up and there’s a few more interactive things. They got rid of most of the ‘Museum’ aspects in favour of soft play.

Covid is the least of his worries. As we saw with the original messages, if the Civil Service believe it’s in the national interest, or compromises security they can report it to the rozzers. Thats why he’s doing his utmost to keep it away from prying eyes.

T, I’ve got your evening sorted. I’m at the Kids V&A in Bethnal Green, it’s a history of childhood museum. Anyhows, they have this collection. Whats missing?

I mean once you’ve got past the, undoubtedly, thousands of unsolicited dick pics you know the entitled Cunt has sent them you’ll be able see the slow and very deliberate destruction of Blighty text by text.

The fat useless, proponent of population reduction theories, freeloading, deadbeat father of at least eight kids has had another today. Welcome to the world Frank Alfred Odysseus Johnson, I have no doubt you’ll be fine growing up in a single parent household. If this was on a council estate the Hail and Rag would be doorstepping the scumbags.