Pureblood

Hadoken.

It was a poor pass to Lucas when Charlie Adam scored. Easily ruffled under pressure.

Racist.

Never liked these lot but Rafa will be the manager soon so let's get behind our glorious legend.

Nonsense.

Yes, I think I'm getting the thrust of your argument now:- Klopp = excellent Rodgers = not excellent

Not a Klopp fan?

Bring it on.

I wasn't willing to give Rodgers anything, I never wanted him here in the first place. Now that he is here he's surpassed my expectations so deserves a bit of time to put things right. Yes, I knew there would be an endless list of reasons why Rodgers wouldn't get credit for Suarez in your double world, you don't have to spell everything out. I hope you get your three seasons of Klopp and he's fucking shit. You deserve it.

I hope you're right.

*farts*

Suarez is on the of the best in the world but Rodgers doesn't get any credit. The double standards are laughable. If we do get Klopp he'd better be good. If he doesn't get us top 4 in his first season I'm going full Code on everyone who suggested hiring him.

So we've got 8 months left then?

But try fitting that into 140 characters.

So in short all the excuses that apply to Klopp don't apply to Rodgers.

He's shite,

Easy Gordo, me old matey. It could have gone better I suppose but it wasn't a complete disaster. Stay right there, it's my round. Fancy a go on the quiz machine fella?

I don't think any manager will have us top 4 every year, those days are gone. Man City have taken our place.

Luke forces one up Leia.

Tony doze.

I can smell her cunt.

Slip it in.

Klopp is making eye contact across a crowded room making Numero wet.

He's off to Madrid, mate.

Dey terk er perbs?