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I love it. I have BT sport but not Sky, so works out well for me (BT Sport is much cheaper, or free for those on BT broadband). Anyway, I'm not expecting us to get through this tie. Think we'll draw at home before heading out away. No shame in that, Dortmund are basically a high class Champions League team somehow playing in the Europa League. Once Klopp starts getting in his own players and puts his mark on this team, we'll demolish Dortmund on our way to winning the Champions League in a few years time.

Fingers crossed they go on and win it now. What a great story.

Barca have been poor by their standards and Real have been excellent on the break. Deserved winner, shame it came from that preening twat though but nice finish.

Luis not having the best of games here. Then again, wouldn't surprise me if he popped up with the winner. A shame for Rafa, that's Newcastle done. Wonder if he'll stick with them in the Championship?

If Spurs win, they win the title IMO. Let's do Leicester (and ourselves) a favour and stop that from happening. Come on lads.

Can't wait for Plinkett's review. Wasn't that impressed with this movie, can see Plinkett tearing this apart.

Great result for England. Although we all know Woy will fuck it up in the summer by fielding the likes of Rooney, Wellbeck etc.

Hope the lad makes a full recovery. Would like to see Eubank have a rematch with Saunders and give him a hammering. Very disrespectful behaviour from that twat, and talks shite when on the mic.

Poor Emre, that's 2 games in a row in which his team have led by 2-0 only to end up losing.

Same, although I'm liking the current team a lot more. No major egos, except for Sterling and Rooney, and some genuinely talented players who are playing well in the league. Ditch fat boy Rooney, and despite having the owl in charge, I'll look forward to England games in the summer.

Dumb shit manager aside, this is a promising England team. If Woy has the balls to drop fat boy Rooney and start with Kane and Vardy at the Euros, England are in with a chance.

What a miss from Alli. Fucking hell, that's a shocker.

Wow, what a goal from Vardy.

Great goal from Kane. Liverpool lads on both teams not having great games, Hendo especially struggling. And to be fair to Can, he is never a full back, can Germany really not find anyone else to play in that position??

The owl is more likely to take Rashford.

Agreed. We need to stop fucking around in the Middle East and leave them to it. Once we do that, the fanatics, terrorists and other nutjobs in that region will fight each other instead of us. While these terrorist attacks in France and Belgium are terrible, the casualty figures are a drop in the ocean compared to the civilian death toll we caused in Iraq (twice). The fact is, Europe and the US will continue be targets of Islamic terrorism while we continue to interfere politically and militarily in the Middle East. Let's get the hell out of that region, limit our relationship to just trade and not get involved in the regional conflicts, or "regime change" as we foolishly have done in Iraq, Libya, and attempting to do in Syria.

If West Ham or anyone else for that matter are willing to pay £25M for Benteke we'd be fools to turn them down. He's a £10M player (based on his Villa performances) at best. That we paid £32M for him just reinforces the view that we are the biggest mugs in the world when it comes to buying players for inflated prices. If we can get back a big chunk of that ridiculous fee it would be bloody good business.

If they give us Zlatan and a couple of quid in a part exchange deal, I'd take it.

It's pretty incredible. How can a £32M striker keep missing one-on-one chances? That's literally the easiest opportunity a striker can get besides a tap in and he fucks it up every single time. Ridiculous.

Wow, one of the most shameful results I can recall. Losing a game after leading 2-0 at the break. A fucking disgrace, the players should be ashamed.

We can also thank Sturridge and Allen for missing piss easy chances that would have left us 4 up before HT. This whole team needs gutting. Was looking forward to the Dortmund game but now I'm getting worried.

Bunch of disgraceful bottlers. Hope Klopp clears the lot of them out in the summer.

Fuck off. We deserved that for doing fuck all in this half other than letting Southampton have all the play. Now show us your bottle lads.

Rafa isn't really the sort of manager you need when in a relegation fight. I don't think he'll be able to save Newcastle with the garbage players they currently have, and I doubt he'll stick around in the Championship next season. But I hope he does manage to pull it off somehow, I love the guy and want to see him succeed, especially today against that prick Allardyce!

Really pleased with that. The only downer is that we haven't got more goals, had 2 or 3 excellent chances to increase the lead. I think we can get more in the 2nd half, Southampton are wide open when they attack, we'll definitely have chances to get more goals.