Heres a few. Thankfully I fucked off these tight cunts as soon as...
One kid at our University was the tightest cunt I've ever met. A group of us used to buy Dominos (or some other takeout) with a load of vouchers we had. In the ride to collect once, he 'fessed to me that he added a 50p everybody's share in order to pay for his own every time, with a gleeful smile. For some reason he thought I'd appreciate this. What actually transpired was me taking his pizza when we got back and a tenner out of wallet, buying the other 9 of us desert. He never ate with us again and half the campus spent the next couple of weeks randomly offering him 50p for a pizza.
Went the same University with another twat, even shared a house with him and two others. Throughout the year we'd all pay for take-out, drinks and the normal everyday shite. Goes without saying that he always used to shy away. Anyway, comes to the last week of term, and he calls us three into his room. The cunt had created an excel spreadsheet detailing the money we owed him to the penny. It was full of cartons of milk and bread and tuna cans, etc. I think I owed him around a fiver. Over a year. (Even though his "list" totally ignored our expenditure over the same time, which we weren't sad enough to document). We couldn't stop laughing and walked out, after dousing ourselves in his gallery of expensive aftershaves.