scudger99

I remember Suarez having some quiet games (by his standards), but I can't really remember him being what I would call poor. I suppose it comes down to what your definition of poor is. His sheer relentless desire was enough to warrant his inclusion even when he was having an off day.

Mario's picture should be in the dictionary under "maverick". Mavericks rarely understand what "last chance saloon" actually means, hopefully he does and gets his head down. The mad maverick fucker.

Wonder if their fuckwit fans still believe they're going to win the Premiership this season.

71Mb. Fuck me, it seems like yesterday I was playing Medal of Honor on dial-up. 56k for fuck's sake. And then you couldn't use the house phone either.

Normally available bandwidth and number of viewers is the main issue. You might have 71Mb where you are, but they might have shite at their end.

Does Rooney's head rug have a different DNA to the rest of him ?

United's marking at corners is fucking comical. Sunderland have to take advantage of that again at some point.

Ha ha ha, Young booked for diving. The cunt.

I've never really paid attention before, but Fletcher is fucking gash. He's as good a player as Rooney and his hair-piece is a captain.

Fuckin beauty !

Sums it up completely.

When he's hijacked a boat and kidnapped the crew. I think he should apologise to Lizzie first. FSG & Rodgers haven't had to put up with his incessant meandering fuckwittery.

I can see why Nightcat can identify so strongly with Mad Mario. They're both fucking barking. But only one of them has the potential to make himself popular with it. The other faces a lifetime of utter cuntery.

Only if you suck Ian Ayre's cock dry as a form of restitution. This from the same spacker who has been adamant that there will be no forwards signed. Open arms indeed, you mean your flippers, psuedo-Somalian spacker.

Why the 'or' ? There's scope for both to happen there. Simultaneously. Look forward to seeing FSG's reaction when he burns Melwood to the ground for a larf.

IF BR could get into Mario's head and get him to grow up a bit and focus, he could be fucking dynamite. But it's a big IF. As others have mentioned, if he's looking for the right environment to stabilize and flourish, this is the best opportunity he could ask for. He needs to learn to put on that fucking training bib first though.

RAWK are at a different level of spackery.

Does Ian Ayre get the credit for his signing ?

Shithouse dog AIDS.

Fuck me there's some drama queens in here come match day

Bet those fucking Quavers were out of date, too.

Hopefully with a tighter defence less of that nerve wracking shit we went through near the end of a few games last season. That fucking aged me, and I bet I wasn't alone.

Lovren looks like a safe bet. He looked absolutely in his element against Dortmund. He doesn't need to be asked to organize things on the pitch, it comes completely naturally to him to step up and take that responsibility. It's what sets natural leaders apart from others.

Is Markovic gonna be fit enough to make the bench ? He'd be just the player to bring on in the second half if he is. Their defence will be fucked chasing Sterling, Sturridge and Coutinho around in their first game of the season. I'm sure they'd appreciate the introduction of some more greased lightning to chase round.