magicrat

The Mancs have kept us royally entertained with their managers the last couple of years. It will seem odd when they finally get someone good that I have to learn to hate

Hostage to fortune this post mate

Mongo distraught

He's dead to me

Each to his own, Little Portugese quadraplegics never been my thing

Why has he gone blind and lost both arms and legs? Nah

Thought the keeper could have been better positioned but a nice mover

Bit sad really , CL used to be about us playing in these big games not peeking through the window hoping Chelsea lose

Yessss gerrin

Be handy if the daft twat knew the offside rule

Hope that sideshow Bob cunt scores

Chill we'll win

Peter Bonetti Shuffles off to collect pension

Benteke to come on and reprise his injury time impression of a sack of spuds falling off a lorry Another famous controversial victory will be ours Hopefully Pardew will be invited onto the BT Sports panel to give his insight into Benteke's technique and whether he should be allowed to hand out the MOM award.

The little bastards are into nepotism I hear.

Good point, I am not so sure Utd are going to take him. They seem resigned to letting VG limp on until the end of the season and it occurred to me the other day that there may well be some further debate going on about the wisdom of another short term appointment. I am not even sure that Mourinho could work the same trick there , The dynamics and culture are not the same at Utd as they are at Chelsea. For one thing there is still the spectre of Slur stinking the place out and he hates the little prick's guts

Don't get me wrong Mourinho is an an arrogant cunt and was bang out of order but I can't get that excited about this tbh. Its Chelsea after all and I find it a bit of a coincidence that she was club doctor,attractive and Portugese. Cunt club for cunts

This made me smile this morning, Soft twat Palace fan Adam Greeves has made a petition that he hopes will make a difference. Greeves wants Benteke to be banned for a ‘number of games‘ and for Liverpool to be fined six points ‘at a minimum’. He hopes that the FA will take a serious look into the decision. We’re sure they will, Adam. At the time of writing, the petition, created on change.org, had been signed by 74 people in four hours. Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/07/angry-crystal-palace-fan-starts-petition-to-dock-liverpool-6-points-and-to-ban-christian-benteke-after-dive-5739012/#ixzz42MARvNp3

Daniel Sturridge

You didn't have to listen to the opinionated gobshite for 90 minutes yesterday. Rounded it off by saying all proper Liverpool supporters should be ashamed of Bentekes dive . Karma you biased cunt and I couldn't give a fuck whether it was a pen or not. The modern game is a joke in many respects made worse by thick tossers like Collymore having a voice Who's got more to be ashamed of eh Stan ? Benteke for going down after getting clipped in the box or a low life pervert like you

Dicks . Oh and Julian

All true but in the grand scheme of things he's a pimple on the arse of football. Palace will get relegated in due course and he will be back on the merry-go-round along with Pulis, Sham, Schteve, Colin Wanker, et al swapping jobs in the wrong half of the table. Pardew wouldn't get a sniff of a job at a big club. He can bang his fists on the table like a petulant toddler but we know what he is and that's a man destined never to dine at the top table. Smiles smugly

She's milked it for all its worth . A compo- cow

I think any astute punter could have gambled on Mignolet fucking up at some point

Good, I hope we crush him the young hopeful ,starry- eyed ,world at his feet cunt.