Bobby Hundreds

Feels like the team has run out of ideas we work a lot around the opposition box but our chances are mostly just stabs in the dark. Another game we haven't scored a goal in open play and against an average team. It's piss poor. We didn't concede though which is great. I dont like watching us at the minute, we aren't an enjoyable experience. Because I know Klopp is going and it's done, Ive now convinced myself it's what we need, a new direction. Like Dortmund fans did and ultimately realised they were wrong.

Cmon reds.

Salahs miss though, that's what a Liverpool finish looks like these days. 5 versus 2 no worries we can fuck that up, 1 on 1 with the keeper yeah we can hit that wide no problem, a chance for a lob here we go 5 yards wide. Strike from outside the box here you go let's twat that cunt with the bovril up there. How many more types of misses can we watch its gone beyond them being shit at striking a ball and into the supernatural realms.

Open play we can play around the box but never seem to get a shot off and when we do it's generally spooned to the moon. Still a million times better than the last game.

Our shooting is astonishingly bad.

What the fuck

Jesus Salah that was absolutely donkey

Why did dom run on the outside then.

Bradley's spot in the side is in danger with this Trent lad about.

Nice play that

Jesus we've gone poor technically. Cmon reds!

Shit just overworking it

So has Szobozlai

Szobozlai fucking poor that

Konate needs to chill a bit

It's a pen by today's standards but still at normal speed it's a bit absurd.

Be mad if they absolutely wallop us again.

Be good if this 11 just clicks and we power through the rest of the season with it, leaving the world in awe.

Gakpo leading the line

The idea of a cashless society and having to carry cash on me.

I think we will get two and they will get twelvety seven.

With him gone we are probably going to have to get used to losing quite a bit more. What a massive loss he's going to be. Even with recent frustrations which happen under every manager he's elevated us to a point where 32 games and having only 3 losses is underwhelming. Oh to be this entitled forever.

It's Goodison not "the old lady" that's Juventus ground..I wonder why they Hijacked that clubs name.

She's nice her eyes seem unnaturally large though like that cgi character Alita.

The magnitude of his bullshit is tremendous.