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  1. General Dryness
    None. There is none other way. Cool ironed sheets on a warm night.
  2. General Dryness
    It should be about an elephant who loses his balloon. You'll make millions.
  3. General Dryness
    I'm on the hunt So I'm going to take a punt I ain't no runt Who takes the brunt Alan Partridge drinks sprunt And for my next amazing stunt Dennis is a c c c c clever lad.
  4. General Dryness
    Certainly are!
  5. General Dryness
    You're certainly a weapon Denny, I'll give you that.
  6. General Dryness
    You'd be alright for this one RP, can't see a party with those requirements wanting Dennis for a member though.
  7. General Dryness
    This. Especially on fresh sheet day.
  8. General Dryness
    Defend hypocrisy? Now who's ascribing motives? Sorry that you want to defend the Daily Mail so stridently.
  9. General Dryness
    She could have picked something less annoying, like singing "I know a song that'll get on your nerves" right into your ear 18 hours a day, whilst trying to stick her fingers up your nose and refusing to shower.
  10. General Dryness
    Are you being deliberately obtuse? I asked you whats the point of posting the letter. To make him look a hypocrite. Whats the point of making him look a hypocrite? To discredit what he says. To discredit a statement is to bar it from attention or consideration, and it is therefore meaningless to make said statement. You'd make a great politician Stronts. Oh, wait...
  11. General Dryness
    Funny, thats usually a selling point with me. I can't really see it with her either.
  12. General Dryness
    Fucking bingo. Thanks. Maybe you could help me explain that to Stronts?
  13. General Dryness
    This is going round in circles. Maybe you're hard of hearing. WHAT WAS THE POINT OF RELEASING THE LETTER. DOES IT MAKE WHAT HE SAID ANY LESS TRUE.
  14. General Dryness
    Right, thus exposing him as a hypocrite, thence making his statement meaningless. Tit-for-tat. Childish. Do you see?
  15. General Dryness
    Maybe you could explain to me what the point of the letter was otherwise then. You massive cunt. ETA : And you can have another one if they're that significant to you.
  16. General Dryness
    Furthermore, I fucking hate bullies. And the fact that the media wield enough influence over the general public to change their opinion of someone in a fucking heartbeat, to me is a form of bullying. And they're the biggest cunts on the block.
  17. General Dryness
    It was only alleged. We can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.
  18. General Dryness
    So what the fuck if he is? He's made a valid point. Why come back at him going nerrrrr. Its just fucking childish, and fuck you for for bringing this letter up. Like it makes a fucking massive difference. Oh, all of a sudden what he said isn't the absolute truth, which it is. You were crying like a little girl when people were ribbing you over the whole dogfucker thing. On a special interest forum, with limited readership. Imagine if you pissed off the media? What would they find on you? What letters have you written in the past? Would it instantly make everything you've ever said invalid and meaningless? Fucking hell, you'd be reaching for the rope. I shouldn't have to say this because most of us on here are a little more savvy than your average joe public, or seem to be. But the media wield a massive amount of influence over these people, and the fact that they're willing to descend to "he said, she said" tit-for-tat childish exchanges on a daily basis is a massive fucking worry. And if its not for you, it fucking well should be.
  19. General Dryness
    If you were going to nail it, you'd have wanted to get onto it early doors. It'll be a right state now. I doubt theres much access to veet or waxing products in a peruvian jail. Probably stinks from lack of proper hygiene too. Nah, I would leave it to the stigroach.
  20. General Dryness
    Or a memory stick.
  21. General Dryness
    Wasn't the salient point of my post, but, yes agreed.
  22. General Dryness
    Always the fucking same though isn't it. Anybody calls these fuckers (i.e. The Daily Mail) out on what a bunch of cunts they are, and they'll dig some shit like this up. Nerrr look, you wanted to work for us and you sent us a letter, nerrr. Don't speak out against us, we'll smeeeeaar you. The same pointless, childish shite that goes on day in day fucking out. Doesn't make what he said in that clip any less valid, even though it wasn't particularly earth shattering.
  23. General Dryness
    Just for you Stiggler. Warning! The following content is NOT WORK SAFE. Click the Show button to reveal.
  24. General Dryness
    Fixed.
  25. General Dryness
    There was a certain amount of hyperbole involved there, yes. Just to illustrate the severity of the thrashing that would be administered. Pleased to meet you, Buzz Killington.
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