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The flagrant use of the 'c' word on here amazes me. We're all grown men, we all know footballers live in a bubble. Is it really necessary? EDIT: United related individuals excepted, obviously.

Not sure if Bellamy counts as "less than great", but I love this goal and Bellamy himself. Go to 1:20. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDozrx29Ik0

2-1, no? Quality cross field ball from Adam.

Persistent coughers on the morning commute.

An old romantic, is Turdseye.

That and you just being a sex pest.

Wank ban Katy Perry

Do you want to impregnate her, Tom?

"We need to be careful we don't step on any rakes..." *GOOGLES WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS* *CURLS UP IN A BALL AND WANTS TO DIE*

I'm a cross between Denny Crane, markcoulter and Jermaine Pennant. I talk sense, me.

It certainly changes Xmas forever! Instead of trying to beat the record for nights out in one month, it's now all about finding the coolest present money can buy.

Well played, lad. Many congratulations. It's the best buzz ever. I've a 8.5 month old and he's just an awesome little kid. And don't mind what people say about the end of life as you know it etc etc. You adapt and get on with things, I still have good nights out although me and the wife probably go out less together, more so individually with our own mates, just so we're not constantly calling on babysitters.

*SHAKES HEAD* Rodgers again

*RODGERS FARTS*

Tony in "this thread is shit (or the like)" shocker

It's expensive and beautiful and Rotorua smells of Stella farts.

What if The Unthinkable Happened And Rodgers Got Another Thread.

Wanaka is boss. So is the Otago Peninsula. And Queenstown, obvs.

Not having that. And I'm not even a Scouser.

Is that a typo? YNWA.

Quim. Change your name back to Manero as well, please, you nonce.

In response to the thread title: Not according to Harry Redknapp, who said yesterday that Fat Sam should immediately replace Brendan. Worracunt.

I'm great.

People who push the button on a lift when it's already lit up. Pointless, impatient mongs.