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Oh, and get one of the black and yellow public taxis for a laugh. One I got was like the cars in the Flintstones. I coukd see bits of the road through the floor. I'm not sure they have an MOT system in Egypt yet....

I have. Years ago though. Pyramids and Sphinx are decent. As is Cairo museum. A walk across the bridges on the Nice is good too. Watching the mad fuckers hanging onto packed buses. Don't be surprised to see an ad hoc bed on the pavement as the residents sometimes sleep outside on the bridge as it gets that hot. Be prepared for smog. And not feeling too safe.

I'm confident, but not to the extent of making egg on ones face style proclamations of drubbing etc. I think it'll be a typical Mourinho effort. Stifle, dive, waste time, generally be cunts and then try to nick a goal and shut up shop. But, if not, if they go their up until now usual 4-2-3-1, I think we could have a field day in the spaces between their midfield 2 and back 4. They've conceded a shit loads of attempts on target and a few goals because Pogba and A.N. Other have lacked discipline in tracking back. Firmino up top, doing the dragging out of position stuff and Coutinho, Mane and Lallana/Wijnaldum flooding into the gaps in the box. Easy, this footie lark.

Wee fucking Joe! Stoke will still bottle this.

Breaking News: Grown men sending tweets to Merseyside Police to complain about Firmino and Mane doing a machine gun celebration is actually a real, genuine thing.

Biffs. Full of try hard out of towners trying to out scouser hate each other. Sweaty plebs.

People who drop subtle bragging about having an oak table into conversations. Show offs.

Milner Clyne Coutinho Henderson and Matip both had much better second halves though.

Fucking hell.

Cool as fuck. #ThugLife

What are we doing there? These haven't had a sniff here and we're playing ourselves into trouble and giving cheap corners away!

Playing like a team who want to win now. Hunting the ball high up the pitch.

Bobby F! Does fuck all all day, but still scores.

It looks like one of those performances when we'll able to tell in the first 5-10 minutes of the second half if we'll get anything out of this. They need to come out and play faster and more incisive football. Klopp would've got stuck into them in the half time break, you'd imagine. If we don't see an immediate bounce, they clearly don't give a shit and intend to coast through the 90 minutes. I'd take a point right now, if offered it. But, an early goal and they could crumble. However, got a feeling that one of ours will get cheaply sent off in the second half.

Better last 10 minutes. Still not good enough though.

I'm happy with that sub. Firmino has offered nothing up front so far. We can get back into this, but if Swansea had a wee bit more quality we could easily be 3 down here.

Swansea out tactic'ing us here. Letting our centre backs have the ball and then just swarming us when it goes into midfield. Coutinho and Lallana and Wijnaldum are struggling to get anything going.

We need half time here.

Shithouses.

Same here. On paper, we look far superior. But, I still have nagging doubts that we're still a bunch of shit houses. Time will tell.

It's not a huge scandal. But I wouldn't say it's a nothing story. If my reading of it is right, did both teams bet on the match? If so, what outcome did they all bet on? Was it both teams betting on Redknapp's team to win? If so, would both teams really be trying to win the game? While there might not have been anything riding on the game, it's a bit sinister and kind of unfair on the fans if, if I've read it right, one team wasn't going all out to win.

Fuck all wrong with that Palace second. They've had a couple of bad calls against them here.

Feel a bit sorry for Ross Barkley. Overhyped beyond all belief by the blues, compared as their version of Gerrard based on next to fuck all to justify the comparison. And, because he's just a decent player, he can't live up to the unwarranted hype that he had no part in creating. I think it's affecting his game. He looks petrified and devoid of confidence when he's got the ball, as he appears to sense that the Everton boo boys will get on his back the minute he does something wrong.

They love their shite clock, They love their shite clooooccccck, We'd rather have trophies, Than a bird that tick tocks!

Or.... Where's ya famous, Where's ya famous, Where's ya famous cuckoo clock? Where's ya famous cuckoo clock? Leading into.... We won it 5 times...