Nelly-Szoboszlai

We've offered a 3 year contract to Fellaini, according to some French sources. Fuck. That.

Amazing shot again by Speith.

Another belter from Speith. A bit of a knob, but he can sure golf!

That second shot then by Speith!

Manufactured, not born.

United cut through them at times when they had a go. City mainly bossed it when United sat off them a bit. They scored one good goal and one from a poorly defended set piece. We won't sit off them like United did. I think we'll get at least one goal.

City bottled twice in the space of a few days!

We can definitely score against these.

The colour of that fucking face! Wahahahahahaha!

Twats 2, Cunts 0.

Twats 1, Cunts 0

Did I see a bottle getting lashed onto the pitch just after the Sterling disputed throw in? Ban City from the league!

What you on about lad? The word on the streets of Birkenhead and Rhyl is that we were lucky. Hanging on at the end, so much so that we took off a forward for a defender. Then we celebrated the draw. Lad.

Imagine having this helmet as manager? The whole tactical approach was to not concede and nick a goal late on. Same as it ever was.... What happened to that boldness in his press conference of doing to us what we did to City? He's a fraud. Give him a 5 year contract!

That would be a viable tactic. Stop them scoring less than 3. Or, an away goal kills it. But, Klopp has been here a couple of years now. He don't do defensive.

What's all this Redknapp and Carsley shite about Sham being happy with two draws given the difference between the two team's players? I thought Everton won the Transfer Window Cup back at the start of the season?

I'm not getting the Tom Davies hype. He got bossed, spun loads of times and could barely get near to Wijnaldum.

Shite game. Didn't get out of second gear. Didn't get beat. Suppose that'll do. Move on to Tuesday. Firmino just gave the ball away and fouled after he came on.

I'm happy to give Bolasie the benefit of the doubt there. Think he attempts to shield the ball. We've looked alright in parts. But, little errors like passes behind players and mishit ones and the odd heavy touch have killed our attacking momentum at times. Not sure how much of that is down to the pitch.

No Davies booking for shirt pulling?

Should be ahead.

I'm not sure how we're manging to keep our heads in this electric atmosphere...

As always, play football and stick to the task at hand and we should win.

Fast, wet pitch. Perfect for slideys. Rooney and Davies both to be carded - 17/2.

I posted it yesterday, laaaaa! * puts thumb on nose and wiggles the remaining four fingers