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  1. Get Carter
    We were interviewing for a warehouseing position in our place about 11 years ago. Used to go through the Job Centre, anyways we had interviewed about three this one day and had one more due in at 4.30. Next thing this fella marches in , cut down jeans working boots and a shirt with no sleeves says I am Bobby Blowers I am here for the interview but I dont want the job as I am roof tiler by trade and I am only coming so they dont stop my benefits, heres my card if you need your roof doing give us a shout...
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    No presents first date. I have always found if your polite and gentlemanly on a first date normally works open doors for them and all that. They either love it or tell you its not necessary either way you know where your at (normally love it to be honest!!) After 3 or 4 dates you fuck it off and just march into selected bar as door slams in there face tends to go down hill after that
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    It was unnecessary all his weight flying into a challenge with a player who is on the move. He is a twat of a player throws arsehole tackles in like some kind of johnny concrete on the pitch...if the refs are targeting the lad from wolves they need to target this twat.
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    I walked past build-a-bear in town at the weekend and you can now buy Star Wars costumes for the bears (C3PO, R2 D2 etc)..now thats selling out
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    Everyone knows that a girl on the back of a motorbike instanstly creams in her knickers Thats why there is no female superbike champions cause half way round they have to stop to fud themselves off
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    Who gives a shit about her lyrics or tunes just look at her bangers!!
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    Yep I got excited and was made up with myself
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    I have no problem with people disagreeing with me woo its what the whole site is about. But sometimes the reply is done in a smart arse manner where people think there opinion is the only one!
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    To be fair I was out of order with the personal comment so I apologise for that but I get fed up of some the smart arse "your a fool and i am great" replies you get of some of the people on here who think they are the TLW Mafia. Its like you cant have your own opinion without a how stupid you are kind of reply from some clown who thinks he is far more intellectual than you and how dare you even post such a ridiculous statement. I stand by my original post that I thought O'Sullivan walking away from the final black was fucking ace but I guess I haven't had 50000 posts and I am not one of the TLW clique so its deemed ridiculous
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    Made up with what? You were the one with the smart arse Wyatt Earp and tell your grandkids reply you prick. All I was doing was saying was that had I been there it would not have bothered me had he walked away from the black as I thought it was a better tale to tell.
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    Whats it got to do with you
  12. Get Carter
    Do one bellend
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    I dont understand Barry Hearn having a pop at him on the Radio. By doing what he did the guy has put snooker back in the news and again single handidly raised its profile. I bet the bbc iplayer has had more hits for snooker today for people watching that again than the whole tournament had had on there. The guy is a fucking genius and if I was in the crowd yesterday I would rather he walked off. He had already done nine 147's but to be able to say I was there the day he walked off and left the black at 140 now thats what legends are about
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    Why dont you start the new job and see how the dogs are after spending 8 hours a day on their own in the house. As long as you leave food and water for them they are usually alright. I would see how they and you cope with them being on their own first before you make any hasty decisions. For the record we had a staff when i was younger i used to to come home for my dinner and then when i went back to school i would look back through the window and the dog was on the couch (which he wasn't allowed when my parents were around) like a shot moving the cushions around and getting himself comfy for an afternoon of sleeping!! I never understood the term a dogs life growing up...wake up all the family stroke your head, get fed, get taken for a walk, all the family fuck off and so you can have a nice sleep, wake up, get fed, have a shite in the garden, go back to sleep in front of the fire hogging all the heat, go for another walk, share drunken childs chippy meal then go to sleep.....for dream life if you ask me
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    He still had a couple of belters. "Alright Yves Saint La Ponce" "She had an assistant looked like Lucy Pinder" and my favourite of all "We cut a whole in the curtain and shoved our cocks through and all got noshed off" Legend
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    info@algarvefootballtours.com The guys name is Gary he is an English fella who lives over there Its spot on pitch is good he organises to collect you and a ref the lot it was a good day. need anything else let me know
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    Just come back from my Stag. Went to Albufeira for 4 days 3 nights flew out the Friday 6.10 am and flew back on the Monday night with EasyJet. Flights worked out between £90 - £120 across all the lads (there were 31 of us). The accomodation with 4 to a room was £27 for the whole weekend with £10 for airport transfers. There is a guy there who organises football matches against local teams so on the Saturday we had an 11 a-side match against a side made up of Portuguese, Dutch and English lads (wasn't the best idea playing at 12.30 in 100 degree heat after 20 hours on the superbock) but the game was sound and the Old Town of a night was brilliant really busy and full of snatch. Had a proper laugh and it was reasonable a pint of Superbock was 2 euros.... Just a suggestion if your looking for ideas.
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    Agreed, but it was still fannytastic!!
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    possibly the finest panel line up i have ever seen on a (so-called) quiz show Holly Willybooby & Holly Valance on one team Fearne Cotton & Michelle Keegan on the other team Shhhiiiittttttttiiiiiinnnnggggg!!!
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    Keys and Sky are Cunts!! Man City have become the Newcastle of the 90's to Sky they spunked out "its more like Man City than England" about 8 occassions last night to the point were it became embarrassing, they will be calling them the entertainers next!!! They sat before the game saying "is Jageilka and Lescott the correct decision at centre-half as they only have 15 caps between them" but never once questioned on Friday night the fact the Les Dawson had only been capped once (and the fact he is nowhere near good enough to play for England) purely because he plays for Harry at Tottenham! Jamie Redknapp like most pundits, doesn't have the ability to go into any form of management or coaching so his punditry is going to show this. The best pundits on television are the ones who have fucking managed a football club at the top level who understand motivating players tactics away in europe etc...examples being Souness, Gullit, O'Neill and even Harry Redknapp in the past cause these fella's know what they are talking about not your two bob pundits like shearer, jamie, le tiss and merson they know fuck all. ps although i agree with those who are saying Jamie doesn't deserve a character assination or being called a prick purely cause he is amateurish at his job
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    Mine were Susannah Hoffs of the Bangles and Alannah Miles who sang that song Black Velvet.... Also had a thing for Kylie when she was in Neighbours and Christie Brinkley. Dont know how to load images if anyone can help me...
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    gave planning permission for those 2 black monstrosities that are being built next to the new museum at mann island? Was down there yesterday for the first time in years they have done a great job with the canal running through nice little bar and plaza going on. I was sat in the sun having a beer and looking at the buildings around me . The new museum is an impressive building and 3 graces look as good as ever and then 2 big black glass buildings that look like they have been shipped in from 1973...someone on the council must have got a big brown envelope to give that the nod its fucking hideous.
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    Rigbys Especially sat in the Courtyard on a Sunny day with a bottle of Fruh
  24. Get Carter
    I hope he tried to blag you that U means Unbelievable results which is better than an A*
  25. Get Carter
    Susanna Hoffs still looks terrifc now.
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