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Clive Anderson vs the Bee Gees: His face at the end when he realises that they're actually walking off.

If Labour do get in, they need to draft a legally enforceable constitution and set of standards for parliament. I think most of it is run on unwritten assumptions of how a gentleman should behave. Weren't the Tories found in contempt of parliament a couple of years back? Fuck all happened (or was said) about that, but I'm not sure what actually could have been done, legally.

By initiated contact, I mean he changed direction, moving away from the path of the ball and towards the keeper. Anyway, doesn't matter what I think, it was given and we won.

We did get lucky with the penalty - Jota looks like he initiated contact - but the amount of piss we boil when we benefit from a soft decision is hilarious. Compare that to how not arsed people are when we're on the wrong end of refereeing decisions, which in recent years have been numerous. So, as someone once said, fuck everyone who isn't us.

Terrible decision, but I'll take it.

Made the ITV evening news. Good. Fucking scumbags.

People in this country are outraged at what they're told to be outraged about. His previous indiscretions weren't talked about much (millions wasted on a garden bridge that was never built anyone?) or glossed over (the gushing coverage that the birth of his latest child got for instance). It's only now, with sustained attacks in the media, that their lazy arse brains are forming an opinion. Such is the Stockholm syndrome in some of them though, that there are still those who are willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

What the fuck was he wittering on about with Klopp and Ben White?

There's a sordid little grief hole near me that purports to be 'an erotic venue'. Like fuck would we go there though.

As someone has said, what makes this sweeter is Arsenal's shenanigans at the weekend, getting the Spurs game off and naming a full strength team tonight. They really wanted this and we still beat them. Fucking hilarious.

Not that you'd know from Sky's audio. Pissed me right off that has.

Arteta money

No less than the week off full strength cunts deserve. Cunts.

Tired challenge says Smith. From a player who has just come on.

Is the away end mic switched off for fucks sake? I can hear them through the home end mic.

Onside! Ha ha ha

I know a second goal would kill this off, but we don't need to be this gung ho. Seriously, we need to be going down with cramp and pulling all the stuff they would be doing in our position. Edit: Milner is on now, so that might change.

The only two times we've taken our time over things have both been picked up on by the commentator. After the stuff Arsenal got up to in the first leg as well. Cunts.

They've definitely turned the mic down on the away end. You can hear them singing, but it's very quiet, even though the home fans are saying nothing.

He sounds like he genuinely hates us in every game he commentates.

All of Arsenal's best moments have been gifted to them by us. Hardly dominating, Smith, you twat.

Right. Now we need to start going down for 5 minutes at a time, before deciding we're ok to carry on. Then go down again. As well as taking our own sweet time on goal kicks, calling players back, then pushing them up again.

Apparently sitting back and hoping to hit us on the break is "taking the game to Liverpool". Yet more commentary that asks us to disbelieve the evidence of our own eyes.

Saka always gives players a good old shove when contesting headers, and gets away with it every time.

They also actually pushed up the field to attack each other, leaving space in behind (Bergwijn's last goal for example) - whereas, they strung 5-6 across the back against us hoping to hit us on the break. When they weren't time wasting that is.