Dave D

When you’ve made him your Fantasy captain and they win 5-0 and he doesn’t score or even assist it gets a trifle irksome

We need a TLW heavyweight unification bout.

Could be an interesting chapter to whizz through in is Autobiography when you see it in the discount section of Waterstones

United must be in the hunt

We are going to have to actually invent a new word. Bitter simply isn’t going to cut it

Thiago will no doubt declare himself fit if we are still in the title hunt with 10 games to go or in any of the Cup Finals- mainly for the limelight but also so he doesn't have to approach contract negotiations with his next club having missed an entire season on what would appear to have been a strain of some sort

Yep

In the midst of dishing up I actually pondered how to cut the toast, I felt the triangles added a bit flair on the wings

I told you go home last night but you fell over putting your coat on and then I couldn’t wake you

All the coffee glasses got nicked. This should do you though

I overdid the bacon a touch but overall decent 7/10

Not Baps as such, We do a kind of breakfast casserole

Early bird offer starting tomorrow- buy 1 shot of 20/20 get the rest of the bottle free OFFER ONLY VALID 10am-11am

Some bloke moaned we didnt have any soap the other day. Hipster beardy type he was

Captain Willards been in there 2 hours. And he always leaves the tap running

No, I bowed to pressure and the toilets are gender fluid now.

If you lift the table up and drop it the balls come out anyway. We haven't got a white ball though. Some guy swallowed it for a bet. (He said he'd bring it back when he manages to get it out the other end) *Cues are behind the bar- £40 deposit as they are genuine Cliff Thorburns

Thats a relief- we had our license revoked after that guy brought all those horses in on New Years Eve. It was quiet at the time so it was suggested we had an impromptu "indoor grand national" I had my reservations but went with it. The atmosphere was great until someone lost a £3.50 bet when one of the horses pulled up and refused to jump the pile of tables near the finish line. Things got heated and next thing the pub was packed with police and VETS. Due to get license back this weekend

Great days! Loved it!

Humphries reels off next 3 sets

Think he said “nuke” as in the nickname

Golden arrows is usually reliable (Stream 1)

Thats some status as some proper hardcases have had a go at me on here at times. Swear words and everything

In the past 5 years the likes of Wright, MVG, Price, Smith, Clayton etc have looked like they would dominate- in hindsight they just find a patch of form that makes them unplayable- but it seems to fizzle out after a few tournaments. As you say, its very likely lifestyle plays a part. Ive read a couple of biographys- Shane Burgess/Colin Lloyd stood out - admittedly these were the days of less money and Taylor hoovering everything up but the lifestyle sounded a bit shit. Littler may simply win a couple of big tournaments and jack it in with a few million in the bank before he's 18

The No look 180 attempts are, ironically, not a good look