Tile Biting Comrades Unite!! (HUFC Tour)

[Reds4Life]

Morning everyone.

 

Didn't know where to put this but as you may or may not know, I have Ste Gandy aka Gandyji aka Tile Biting Comrade's ashes in my possession .

 

I am bringing my under 16s team to England on 26th September until the 14th October to play the following teams:

 

28th September vs Morecambe

30th September vs Fleetwood

3rd October vs TNS (Wales)

4th October vs Everton (TBC)

6th October vs Mansfield Town

10th October vs Cardiff City

12th October vs Exeter City

14th October vs Swindon Town 

 

Would love for Green Jesus to make an appearance at some of the games of possible!

 

I will be staying in Chester but will obviously be in the North West for the first fortnight before we go to stay in Bristol.

 

I'm thinking of coming to Liverpool on the Friday's until Sunday and then heading back to where we are staying and would love to arrange a catch up with everyone to bring the Gandyji along as he wanted his ashes spread at Anfield (which I know could be challenging!)

 

I know it's footy on the General Forum but I did not cum on her to be told differently and I didn't want to upset the long haired beautiful bastard by putting my kids tour dates on the footy forum. 

 

Would love to meet you all and have a pint and I might even try and persuade that stingy bastard Furmedge to find me a ticket somewhere! 

 

These lads are a good team that I'm bringing. My nephew just got signed by Port Vale from them so I wanted them to experience playing here as well as the opportunity for some teams to have a look and sign them. They are trying to get to a few games as they are all footy fanatics so however I can help them I will.

 

Keep biting those tiles comrade!!! 

 

Kev

[halewood pete]

[halewood pete]

RIP Steve.

[lifetime fan]

When and where in Bristol are you staying? 
 

I used to play for Mansfield Town many, many years ago. I’ll either pop up for a night to see family and meet you for a beer or come to the Exeter game mate. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

When and where in Bristol are you staying? 
 

I used to play for Mansfield Town many, many years ago. I’ll either pop up for a night to see family and meet you for a beer or come to the Exeter game mate. 

'I played for Mansfield Town' is a sure fire knicker dropper of a chat up line.

[Bjornebye]

9 hours ago, Reds4Life said:

Morning everyone.

 

Didn't know where to put this but as you may or may not know, I have Ste Gandy aka Gandyji aka Tile Biting Comrade's ashes in my possession .

 

I am bringing my under 16s team to England on 26th September until the 14th October to play the following teams:

 

28th September vs Morecambe

30th September vs Fleetwood

3rd October vs TNS (Wales)

4th October vs Everton (TBC)

6th October vs Mansfield Town

10th October vs Cardiff City

12th October vs Exeter City

14th October vs Swindon Town 

 

Would love for Green Jesus to make an appearance at some of the games of possible!

 

I will be staying in Chester but will obviously be in the North West for the first fortnight before we go to stay in Bristol.

 

I'm thinking of coming to Liverpool on the Friday's until Sunday and then heading back to where we are staying and would love to arrange a catch up with everyone to bring the Gandyji along as he wanted his ashes spread at Anfield (which I know could be challenging!)

 

I know it's footy on the General Forum but I did not cum on her to be told differently and I didn't want to upset the long haired beautiful bastard by putting my kids tour dates on the footy forum. 

 

Would love to meet you all and have a pint and I might even try and persuade that stingy bastard Furmedge to find me a ticket somewhere! 

 

These lads are a good team that I'm bringing. My nephew just got signed by Port Vale from them so I wanted them to experience playing here as well as the opportunity for some teams to have a look and sign them. They are trying to get to a few games as they are all footy fanatics so however I can help them I will.

 

Keep biting those tiles comrade!!! 

 

Kev

Let me know where the Everton match is Kev and I'll try and pop over. 

[lifetime fan]

13 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

'I played for Mansfield Town' is a sure fire knicker dropper of a chat up line.

It really isn’t! I tried it. 

[Furmedge]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Let me know where the Everton match is Kev and I'll try and pop over. 

Kev's my cousin and I'll be at that game, so if you pop over you can have a TLW love sandwich all to yourself.

[lifetime fan]

5 minutes ago, Furmedge said:

Kev's my cousin and I'll be at that game, so if you pop over you can have a TLW love sandwich all to yourself.

Stig finds this very easy to masturbate too. 

[Furmedge]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

Stig finds this very easy to masturbate too. 

I'll wear the waterproofs.

[sir roger]

3 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

It really isn’t! I tried it. 

Did it work with the Mansfield Pursestrings holder ?

[VladimirIlyich]

17 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Did it work with the Mansfield Pursestrings holder ?

Of course. Her own pursestrings are looser than a champion weightwatchers old knickers.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Furmedge said:

Kev's my cousin and I'll be at that game, so if you pop over you can have a TLW love sandwich all to yourself.

Aah brilliant. Do I have to wear a skirt? 

[lifetime fan]

5 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

'I played for Mansfield Town' is a sure fire knicker dropper of a chat up line.

And I never played for Mansfield Town, ever. 
 

It was Mangotsfield United. 
 

Senile cunt. 

[Reds4Life]

On 19/08/2022 at 19:35, lifetime fan said:

When and where in Bristol are you staying? 
 

I used to play for Mansfield Town many, many years ago. I’ll either pop up for a night to see family and meet you for a beer or come to the Exeter game mate. 

Hi Col,

 

Team is staying in Bristol from 7-15th October. I'll probably stay in Liverpool from the 7-9th and head down a bit later if I can catch up with family, try and get to a match etc.

 

Staying at the Leonardo hotel, haven't bought breakfast so I'll take one of your specials!! 

[Reds4Life]

On 19/08/2022 at 22:36, Furmedge said:

Kev's my cousin and I'll be at that game, so if you pop over you can have a TLW love sandwich all to yourself.

Playing hard to get again Stew I see! 

[lifetime fan]

47 minutes ago, Reds4Life said:

Hi Col,

 

Team is staying in Bristol from 7-15th October. I'll probably stay in Liverpool from the 7-9th and head down a bit later if I can catch up with family, try and get to a match etc.

 

Staying at the Leonardo hotel, haven't bought breakfast so I'll take one of your specials!! 

You’ll be a couple of minutes walking distance from the city centre there mate.
 

Plenty to keep you occupied and a shit tonne to keep a group of 15 year old lads excited. 

 

Like a twat I read the 6th Oct game as Vs Mangotsfield and not Mansfield. 
 

So depending on kick off times I’ll either come to watch the Exeter game (hopefully with the boys to hold either end of Green Jesus) or book a night in Bristol and get my brother to join us for a few beers if he’s not travelling with work. 
 

When your itinerary is set let me know venues and kick off times and I’ll book myself out from work for a few ‘meetings’. 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 19/08/2022 at 13:36, Furmedge said:

Kev's my cousin and I'll be at that game, so if you pop over you can have a TLW love sandwich all to yourself.

He's sure to go to heaven.

[Reds4Life]

Here's some footage of a goal the lads scored on the weekend in a 5-1 win. These kids can play. See you soon!

 

Every kid touches the ball 

Fluid formations, we follow the Dutch curriculum based on players playing any position at any time.

Obviously you can see pass and move football but there is so much work that goes into something that looks so easy 

[lifetime fan]

You have kick off times confirmed yet Kev? 

[Reds4Life]

It's been a while since I last posted on here with varying things going on in my life but the time has come when I get on the plane Sunday and will be back home on Monday morning. 

 

The games we have confirmed with times and places are:

 

Games confirmed, North.

 

Morecambe FC,

28th Sept, 7pm, Lancaster & Morecambe college, Morecambe Rd Lancaster, LA1 2TY.

 

Fleetwood FC, 

30th Sept, 1pm,

Poolfoot Farm, Butts Rd, Thornton- Cleveleys, FY5 4HX.

 

Blackpool 3rd October tbc. 

 

Everton 4th October - closed session at Finch Farm 

 

TNS FC,

6th October 6.30pm, Park Hall Stadium, Oswestry,  Shropshire SY11 4AS.

 

South.

Cardiff 10th October, 7pm - Venue TBC

 

Exeter City 12th October, 6.45pm 

 

Swindon Town 13th October 7pm, Melksham Town FC, Oakfield stadium, Eastern Way,  Melksham, SN12 7GU

 

I'll be in Liverpool every weekend and then I'm staying on after the Swindon game until the 31st October. 

 

I've got the Gandyji packed and ready for his final journey so hope we can all catch up somewhere, sometime. 

 

See you all soon, keep biting those tiles comrades.

 

Kev

[Reds4Life]

Greetings and salutations comrades. 

 

I bring news from the front.

 

We played Morecambe last night and won 4-0. 

 

We played pretty well in the first half, had some good periods of possession and were winning 3-0 at half time. 

 

Second half the conditions got a little bit worse and the football suffered a wee bit but overall we did ok for the first game. 

 

Fleetwood on Friday will be the next challenge. 

 

Everyone is loving Chester except British Airways have lost my suitcase with the Gandyji in it! It didn't make it with me from Heathrow back to Manchester so the great man is in transit somewhere. Kind of funny as well as fitting for him and I'm sure he is pissing himself laughing about it!

 

Anyhoo... I will be coming back to Liverpool on Friday afternoon, either with Steve or not. Hopefully the suitcase arrives in time but if not I will be back the following weekend. 

 

Keep biting those tiles comrades.

 

Kev

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Reds4Life said:

Greetings and salutations comrades. 

 

I bring news from the front.

 

We played Morecambe last night and won 4-0. 

 

We played pretty well in the first half, had some good periods of possession and were winning 3-0 at half time. 

 

Second half the conditions got a little bit worse and the football suffered a wee bit but overall we did ok for the first game. 

 

Fleetwood on Friday will be the next challenge. 

 

Everyone is loving Chester except British Airways have lost my suitcase with the Gandyji in it! It didn't make it with me from Heathrow back to Manchester so the great man is in transit somewhere. Kind of funny as well as fitting for him and I'm sure he is pissing himself laughing about it!

 

Anyhoo... I will be coming back to Liverpool on Friday afternoon, either with Steve or not. Hopefully the suitcase arrives in time but if not I will be back the following weekend. 

 

Keep biting those tiles comrades.

 

Kev

Very fitting as he said on here that he was actually on his way to Manchester before coming to Liverpool and falling in love with the city and footie team.

[Reds4Life]

5 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Very fitting as he said on here that he was actually on his way to Manchester before coming to Liverpool and falling in love with the city and footie team.

Indeed he did! 

 

It is just another chapter in the book that is Ste Gandy.

[Carvalho Diablo]

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