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If you have an out of date email address linked to your account, then you won't receive the new password. If that's the case then you'll need to email me (dave @liverpoolway.co.uk) or send me a tweet @theliverpoolway and I'll update your password manually. 


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  1. soapytitwank


    Bose QC35 II just £207 on amazon.de if paying with a fee free currency card. I've ordered them, then cancelled within 5 mins. 3 times. Stonking deal but I don't NEED them. But I do want them. https://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/bose-ii-quietcomfort-35-wireless-headphones-207-fee-free-card-21738-non-fee-free-card-amazon-germany-3202065
  2. soapytitwank

    How many wipes is good enough?

    I wipe vigorously enough that the brown fades and turns to a pinkish red blood stain.
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    Would you take Coutinho Back?

    Resigned with a prolapsed anus. That'll be a new one.
  4. soapytitwank

    Would you take Coutinho Back?

    He'll rediscover his form. It's just his pesky back playing up again.
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    Rate the last TV Show you watched

    It's a good job they're short episodes. Just 15 mins to watch again. I want to see each of them expanded in to feature length films. Or else another 18 short stories. By next week. If anyone can recommend anything else similar to these I'd be very grateful.
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    Rate the last TV Show you watched

    Love, Death and Robots Animated sci-fi/dystopian/horror mix. Very well made. Excellent - 8.5/10
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    The Twitter Way

    I have an account, but I never use it. It's fucking shite.
  8. soapytitwank

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Their greatest achievement
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    Other Football - 2018/19 Season

    Nonsense. It's impossible to masturbate without an inflammation in the pubic area.
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    Fulham (A) 17/3/19

    My best bit was when they broke the "no brushing" rule resulting in a pelanty, which we goaled.
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    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    Busybody parole officers.
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    Fulham (A) 17/3/19

    What a bitter bastard. Worst thing is, I don't even think he is doing it on purpose. He is unaware of his blue tinted glasses.
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    Fulham (A) 17/3/19

    Why are we pumping long balls upfield continually. They aren't even pressing us into it.
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    Fulham (A) 17/3/19

    This. It's one thing to say try and play out of a dry spell. But wasting possession when it's so precious is criminal.