Lurtz

Fair comment really. One of the best posts I've seen since the match last night. It's so fucking hard to stay positive after 4 draws and a loss but let's be honest, if anyone can turn this around it's Rafa.

Just listened to the ever so learned proffessor Tom "bitter blue cunt" Cannon being interviewed on 5 Live. Predictably he didn't have one good thing to say about the proposed fan buyout and suggests that the plans are way off the mark. Without getting into a big debate about whether the fan buyout is a viable option or not, why don't the BBC go the whole hog and just interview Bill fucking Kenwright for fuck sake. Nothing like a balanced view is there, BBC fuckwits. What a load of cunts. I pay my illegal tax to those bastards every year so that I can listen to biased, distorted opinions based on what the Bullshit Broadcasting Cunts want us to hear. The cocknobs.

It baffles me that Rafa can come out after a shit result like that last night and say 'Well Kuyt worked really hard...' WE FUCKING KNOW. WE COULD ALL DO THAT. Point is it's his job to help the team attack and score goals and he doesn't fucking do his job. In any other walk of life he'd have been disciplined for not doing his job but no, under Rafa he gets selected week after week after week to serve up the same repetitive shit performances he gives us on the park. DROP HIM RAFA, HE'S FUCKING USELESS. Lets face it, we all looked at the starting lineup, saw that Kewell and Kuyt were playing and we all knew the best we could expect was a draw. We all knew Kuyt would run around like a stupid wanker for 90 minutes doing fuck all and that Kewell would be subbed after similarly doing fuck all of any worth. Why the FUCK can't Rafa see what thousands of fans can see? It's getting fucking ridiculous and I'm sick to death of reading bollocks like Kuyt said about "not seen the best of me yet....blah blah fucking blah" Fucking sort it out. :telloff:

The last time we were shite in the league we won the European cup then too. Well, one of the years we were shite in the league anyway. There's been a few recently, like.

My wife and I just split up. I'm moving out and leaving her with the house, having divided the equity, which was based on the value of the house six months ago. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Have some of that, let's see you sell it for a profit now, fucking bitch!

"Let it snow" - Die Hard

;) Nah, it's recent. Fuckin better be anyway.

A month old. Was taken at xmas, can see the tree.

Oh yeah - the 'send this shit application to 20 of your mates or you'll get bad luck.' I've got a better idea, how about you fuck completely off? There's an application where you flirt with ppl on their profiles though and I've reeled in this married bit. Cracking sport.

Currently flirting with some daft married bird on there. Genius.

wtf is *f?

What a load of shite.

Well I might be going to hell but you're sure to be coming with me.

"Watch out - Beadles about....oh hang on a sec, no he isn't" RIP Beadle. YNWA

It was a tough call but in my humble opinion, the one who'd look better on all fours getting rogered from behind while simultaneously playing the meat flute is the second one. I'll take either end, not bothered.

I'm with you on that one bro. Just fucking sing it, nobsack.

....and Lurtz, the captain of the Uruk-Hai, let fly arrow upon arrow into the waning body of Boromir. Boromir sank to his knees unable to fight further. As he fell he breathed his final words in this world: "Thank fuck. At least I won't have to stand in the upper centenary any more yelling at that useless Australian cunt Harry Kewell. What a complete fuckwi....."

Carter USM in the early 90's - Fucking mayhem every time. I always woke up feeling like I'd had the shite kicked out of me after one of their gigs. Oh happy days....

Cunts. Feed the lowlife scum to eachother whilst they're forced to live in pits of eachothers' cess. They're not fucking human so why should they be treated as such.

When did the bloke who produced the Bobby Brown think it was a good idea to release a song containing the immortal lyric: You are my baby baby My one and only baby You say it twice I say it thrice my baby baby baby To my knowledge nobody has actually suffered capital punishment for this indescretion. That in itself is a fucking disgrace.

Of course I'd noticed. Don't be such a condescending fuck. I just don't believe that if Liverpool fans stop buying Adidas gear it will make a fucking jot of difference to the situation. Boycotting our own stores and concessions might be noticed but switching to carling from carlsberg won't.

Well my neck is firmly on the 'Skittles will be quality' block. While it's too early to make an informed decision about him ("My arl fella decided he was a waste of money after 5 minutes"!!!) he was nervous and shite for the first half on Saturday. To be shouldered off the ball by a fucking bin man ff sake.... But he did a couple of decent bits & pieces in the second half, enough to convince me he'll do well when he's got a couple of games under his belt.

Anyway, so a few of us were having a discussion about the difference between goblins and orcs in Middle Earth. The next thing I knew, Pepe fucking Reina pipes up with "Well I read that Tolkein was racist as in his early works he described the orc as being black skinned" We all just looked at Pepe. For a bloke just out of Janet & John books he's got a fucking opinion on everything, the baldy gobshite twat. I think I'm getting into this

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort. A bit like the comfort that cunt Javier Mascherano lives in, the tough-tackling, back four protecting rich Argentinian wanker.

Very clever, I like a lot.