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    link?
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    Manchester United v Liverpool: police impose alcohol ban ahead of FA Cup clash between bitter rivals - Telegraph
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    Utd are getting berst! Nah, doubt it, we'll probably get bummed...in the bumhole. How many tickets did we get for this?
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    Joking aside, it's gonna be fucking chaos. Haven't we got something like double our normal ticket allocation? I'm not too hopeful we'll win and considering our current predicament/mood, if and possibly when we get beat is gonna make for a horrible journey home. Saying that, with all the trouble there's been there the last few season's, lads in small groups or on their own getting jumped and picked off left, right and centre and cars getting smashed in, it's probably the best option.
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    Logan's Run.
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    Not to worry, I believe I can win their rapscallion respect... "How do gents? Now then, is one's old bean going to the match wot wot? Looking forward to it are we now? Does one think we'll win lads, hey? HAY'S FOR HORSES!!! Mind if one has an 'ol lashing of one's Pimms?" Wot say, let's have us sing song chaps, Land of Hope and Glory?"
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    "One leopard seal was found to have an adult duck-billed platypus in its stomach" Case closed. BBC - Science & Nature - Sea Life - Fact files:
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    Getting it to Old Trafford on Sunday. Jesus wept.
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    It was a load of lids who started it, and then mongs carried it on. An SOS member told me.
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    Nowt wrong with violent protest IMO.
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    So now they're going to be debating whether to ban protests in the future. Oooh, what a novel progressive idea. No doubt our in-house uber Tory, Strontium Dog, will be here soon to justify this.
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    Ummm... Excuse me? Red Panda? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TRYING TO FOOL. This is a panda, you little sneaky jerk-off... Just because you are holding bamboo doesn't make you a panda, BELIEVE ME, I'VE TRIED. You are a fox or a raccoon, or some kind of rodent or something. Where did you have this picture taken anyway, Sears? Are you that desperate to prevent your species from total annihilation?
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    Yeah please find out about this, cos I'm due to go over next week, and I was planning on buying a 13" Macbook Pro over there from duty free, which would work out at about £560 instead of £800.
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    I met a fella once who's dad had a meet and greet with the Orangutan who played Clyde. His dad was teasing Clyde, so Clyde slapped his dads face. Clyde's hands were so large that his fingers went around the back of his dads head and slapped him on the other cheek aswell, leaving a big red slap mark on both cheeks. It was the funniest thing he had ever seen.
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    Appy berdee Benjamin Button. Stay gorgeous. X.
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    Tough crowd!
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    Multiverses.
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    I knew it! Why cats fail to grasp string theory - life - 01 June 2009 - New Scientist
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    Followed by a shave with Ockam's Razor.
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    Has NASA discovered extraterrestrial life? Booooo!
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    No way! I bet you any amount of money they wheel Alf out in a Hannibal Lector restraining thingy.
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    Just got back from a weekends skiing in Norway. Far too cold, -30C, my feet froze through my ski's and ski boots. I had half a can of beer on the lift, by the time it got the top (only approx 300/400m) it was frozen solid. Going to New York for a long weekend the week before Chrimbo. Going skiing in Tignes during the last week of Jan.
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    Keep Academies Scouse.
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    Then - morning, evening and pink Echo paper round, along with a Sunday round and Police line-up's. Now - Oil magnate
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