James Hook

The thought of kids being beaten sickens me, I was in my local Morrisons the other day and saw a mother hit her child so hard that he fell on the floor, he was about 8 I'd say at a guess. Other people around just kept on shopping without batting an eyelid. Good to hear everyone else seems to be against it

This thread is well funny, poor lad has got ripped to pieces with these photoshops!

She would get it still

Yahoo News Why?

Van Damme could beat Chuck Norris to be honest

Clap Clap

Jack Bauer could just whisper in Bourne's ear to jump off a cliff and he would do it. Jack Bauer can hypnotise anyone with his voice

.....:whistle:

I would also prefer Hugh Grant, Will Ferrell has the odd moment where I might stifle a giggle, but he is cack usually

Good Ol Cornflakes.... with a bit of rum on the side

T... Chuck doesn't want to meet PAAAAIN!

You look a bit of a soft one m'laddie but yill do fiiine! Got any rum?

Bauer, because as Emlyn Noo's says, he'll shoot through babies to kill you

We don't all talk like that lads!