Dante

haha, don't fuck it up.

Maybe get Gini on for someone, the midfield is all so tragically piss poor that I don't give a fuck which one they take off.

They look more likely to score, lacking any creativity on our side.

Robertson looking fired up.

Chelsea's Antonio Conte suggests Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho has senile dementia. Mourinho appeared to take a swipe at the Italian - and Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp - for their antics in the technical area at his United press conference on Thursday Antonio Conte hit back at Jose Mourinho on Friday by suggesting the Manchester United boss has senile dementia. Mourinho, who has had two spells as Chelsea boss and is Conte's immediate predecessor, appeared to take a swipe at the Italian - and Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp - for their antics in the technical area at his United press conference on Thursday when he said he did not feel the need to behave like "a clown" on the touchline. Asked about Mourinho's comments on Friday, Conte used the Italian phrase "demenza senile" in relation to the Portuguese, which translates as senile dementia. Conte said: "I think he has to see himself in the past - maybe he was speaking about himself in the past. Maybe, sometimes, I think that someone forgets what's said in the past, which is his behaviour. "Sometimes I think there is, I don't know the name, but demenza senile... when you forget what you do in the past." Mourinho was sacked by Chelsea for a second time in December 2015 and the Blues finished 10th, with Conte guiding them to the title in his first season as boss. Conte added of the Portuguese: "There is a person that continues to look here. You understand? He went away, but he continued to look here." The Italian, whose side play at Norwich in the FA Cup third round on Saturday, described the verbal sparring between Premier League bosses as "very strange". He added: "I don't like to speak about the other coach, about the other players. I think it's a form of respect." http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/antonio-conte-press-conference-jose-mourinho-touchline-reaction-dementia-a8143701.html

Well said Dave. The cunts will do what they always do, drop a derisory offer the day before or on the day of a big game (City I suspect) to cause us maximum disruption. Pay the money or fuck off you cunts.

In honour of a Thunderbird name appearing on our shirts, here is how some others appear in thunderbird forms.

Leon Goretzka You used to have eczema Nobody texted ya then you had treatment Knew how important your feet meant That fucked off the eczema Leon Goretzka Leon! Leon! Leon!

Excerpt from The Divine Comedy (or a general history of Everton Football Club as it is otherwise known) Dante meets Van Dijk outside stadium Virgil: Hey Dante Dante: Hey Virgil Virgil: We have something to do first Dante, Our path will take us through Hell and we will eventually reach Heaven. Dante: Ok big man He Leads me to The Pit, abandon hope all ye who enter here reads the sign. Virgil: Deep breaths mate, stinks of piss and envy in here. We enter the chasm and descend into the depths of Evertonia. The screaming Boo's assault our senses, cries of murderers, penalty and general other assorted hypocrisy echo from the wooden walls. A horde of naked Moyes' look vacantly into the distance, protruberant eyes glowing in despair. A prone Fat Sam having his bikini line waxed by various pundits whilst being fed tubes of smints by a parched owl sitting on a pile of cash is next. A giant slimy Jabba figure appears, tongue lolling aimlessly, dripping sweat with the stench of stale alcohol and decaying tobacco, he has had a hair transplant for some reason and is holding a chain attached to a confused David Unsworth. Virgil crunches something under his foot, a miniature model of a stadium surround by water no less, we pass a fading cabinet with a cuckoo clock, the bell dings and kenwrights' head pops out, alas the spring is broken and his head falls off. A light appears and finally we exit the cesspit of broken dreams into the bitter air above. Virgil: Fuck me. Dante: Yep, you have to see it to believe it. He takes me to the Shankly Gates and it seems we have finally arrived at Paradise. Virgil: You realise I'm a pagan and am forbidden to enter Paradise, right? Dante: Fuck me. Virgil signs for City the next day.

'Take a walk around my centre-half, gentlemen, he's a colossus!' is how Klopp should begin the press conference of his signing.

Fair fucks to FSG. Never thought the cunts would stump up the cash.

Could only find this link of the incident, not great. https://twitter.com/htafc_polls/status/944592726506524672

Ings on the bench, nice.

Such sweet memories.

He's just a massive fucking wankpuffin.

According to Ian Wright on MoTD, it's all that fist-pumping and gurning that a lot of managers hate.

Gomez has a virus apparently.

Couldn't fucking make it up, ha ha Everton’s ownership and the alleged involvement of Alisher Usmanov, the Arsenal shareholder, at Goodison Park will be scrutinised in a two-part Panorama special to be broadcast on the BBC tomorrow and Monday. The BBC has obtained documents pertaining to Usmanov’s purchase of a 14.58 per cent stake in Arsenal in 2007 through the Red & White investment vehicle that he jointly owned with Farhad Moshiri, who sold up to his business partner last year to facilitate his purchase of 49.9 per cent of Everton. Moshiri sold his stake in Arsenal to Usmanov to facilitate his purchase of 49.9 per cent of Everton It is understood that Panorama will claim that the documents show that Moshiri’s initial Arsenal stake was a gift from Usmanov, leading to the suggestion that the billionaire from Uzbekistan was behind the Iranian’s purchase of Everton as he was the original source of the funds. Everton and a spokesman for Usmanov deny that he has any involvement at Goodison, which would be a breach of Premier League rules that state any shareholder with a 10 per cent stake in one club cannot buy into another. There have been unsubstantiated rumours for some time that Usmanov would ultimately join Moshiri at Everton as he has no influence at Arsenal and the pair have a number of joint investments, whispers which increased after Usmanov’s company, USM Holdings, announced a sponsorship deal for the club’s training ground in January. The Premier League conducted a rigorous due diligence process before signing off Moshiri’s Everton purchase and is confident that he used his own money.

Get Solanke on for Studge, give the boy some minutes.

This is more like it, attack you fuckers.

*Yawns* My cat is sitting here, staring at me with a sympathetic look in her eyes, I often wonder what she is thinking but it is hard to determine her thoughts or why her relationship with her mother is so fractious or when the bubbles from the washing-up bottle fly out around her and land on her nose and she has that perplexed look. Oh yeah, the football. Bollocks.