Harry Squatter

It was awful. Another very slow start acting dozy. The whole game none of the players could pass to each other and virtually every move broke down before it even started. The last goal seemed to happen in slow motion and the defending overall was pathetic.

They are fuming that Bill paid Denise Barrett Baxendale £3.25m as a pay off even though she said she was leaving but staying on looking for other jobs. She has moved to Spain apparently to avoid further headlocks.

One that helps Everton cheat and stops the redshite from having a chance of winning the league.

One blue I know is always bleating on about corruption and said they are being punished for spending on the stadium. I then sent him that paragraph above from the report and he just backtracked "well I don't know the ins and outs of it all but the cynic in me thinks that the PL want an interesting relegation battle this year". They never deal in any facts. They just come up with ideas based on what a few of them think then just repeat it until it becomes gospel. Usually have an over inflated opinion without knowing anything about the subject matter.

They genuinely believe that everyone is out to fuck them over but can't explain why. They are like the weird Americans Louis Theroux does documentaries on. The only thing they come up with is the stupid argument that the league is out to get them because they stood up about the Super League. The club statement was like one of those cringey vaguebook status updates where some woman hasn't hgot the guts to say exactly who they have fallen out with. The league was opposed to the SL but they can't explain why the league want to punish Everton for opposing it too. Fucking cranks.

The BBC gossip page saying Everton are willing to sell Dominic Calvin Klein for £40m. I'm willing to sell my old battered couch on Bargain Bay for £100,000 as well.

Thought we would draw before the game and it was our biggest remaining game but the way we basically repeated what we did 3 weeks ago is infuriating. They should have been out of sight again. Rashford is one fucking fraud. Walks around against Chelsea on Thursday night then all of a sudden he's charging round like it's the most important game of his career then just goes off with a minor injury when he hasn't been involved in the game for a bit.

They are like a shit Jason Voorhies

An Evertonian I work with asked me whether it pissed me off that I couldn't go to games because all the Norwegians and Iriah took all the tickets away from local fans. Despite being from Blackpool and not going to a match for well over ten years. The last game he went to was when they got battered by Benfica in Lisbon. He'd already booked to go there with his Mrs even before they were drawn together and just got a ticket from the club shop the day before the match.

Might work. Or yer Dad's baldy head?

The Gary Mac song but the line about his baldy head will need to be changed..

We should have learnt from that FA Cup game. There was a period of 20 to 25 minutes in that game where we should have put them away but didn't. Hopefully last night's result has massively deflated them. We need to score first and hopefully early.

So all their incessant whining about PSR favouring the big clubs and stopping clubs with generous owners spending may lead to the thing being scrapped. The league may introduce a luxury tax meaning clubs will pay the league so they can then spend anything they like. Who is going to tell them that they'll still be skint and a billion in debt meaning it won't help them out. They'll be after another rule change after that to help them out.

Seen some cranks on Twatter who put him into an all time XI and said the only other midfielder who came close to him was Gerrard. These weren't Messi fanboys from Abuja or Singapore who have latched onto us the last couple of seasons either.

Yes. And hasn't played one game all season. Nice work if you can get it. Nat Phillips was on something stupid like 20 grand a week too.

Was up at the ground today with my daughter and we went in the megastore. Place was absolutely heaving and people were buying 4 or 5 shirts a time. The shirt printers were fucking busy on the upstairs floor. FSG hit the jackpot with that store. Loads of fans from all round the country and the world round the ground and all the stadium tours were sold out as well as the museum being busy too. It almost felt like a match day and not a random cold rainy Wednesday afternoon.

Him and Matip off the wage bill saving about 300 grand a week.

Usually butties for the Mancs!

The Brick acting like the Rock talking about themselves in the third person.

It's not even a biased Daily Mail article or the Red Echo who published that. It was their Everton reporter at the time Dave Prentice. He now works at the club as director of communications but hasn't communicated a thing since he was appointed.