The Transporter

If you are a genuine geordie then fuck off from this forum you stupid fat deluded prick. Geordies think that they fucking invented footie - when I went on holiday to Sharm El Sheikh 6 of them were staying at the hotel, they only ever wore their latest barcode kit and as soon as they found outI was a scouser they want to argue the toss with me over who is the biggest club. They all think because they have a slightly bigger ground and all buy 25 replica kits a season they ae bigger. They played footy against the waiters on a pitch at the back of the hotel and got twatted by them. It was hilarious to watch them argue and shout "Git fooken past im like" and "Take his fooken legs like if he gits past ya". My Dad told me a hilarious story about all the Geordies at the 1974 FA Cup Final at Wembley. They were all saying "Fookin gunna batter ya like, soopamac's gonna score a 'at trick " - My dad and 10 of his mates said "What have you won recently?" - "We won the Texaco Cup like" - the Texaco cup was some shit trophy like the LDV vans trophy yet they thought that this was the same as the League or UEFA Cup that Liverpool won the season before. Deluded pricks

Lorries that take ages to overtake each other on a 2 lane road. People who tell you about them just having had a shit/piss Women who think that they are fit when they are not and think they can mess fellas about Work collegues with BO coming to talk to you all the time, totally oblivious to the fact that they smell Max Clifford Celebrity magazines and celebrity "experts" OTT media coverage about things like Prince William sacking his bird off Lefty do-gooders who don't live in the real world

Yes, they are very dedicated arent they - imagine all that money they spend on travel each day to randomly walk around areas of the city?

I did Camp America a couple of times. The main thing that struck me was how elitist the young society is, the Prom, the frat houses, the football team, the "popular" girls etc, there is a self elected hierachy in American schools, universities and camps, money and popularity is all that matters. If anyone doesn't fit in with the "in crowd" they are ostracised from absolutely everything and made to feel like shite. Lots of kids deal with it by shutting themselves off from the rest of the world and end up feeling angry and bitter because they feel excluded from everything. When you are so pissed off with people who look at you like you are dog shit and treat you like you don't deserve to walk the same earth as you what do you do? - easy answer in America, you can easily get a gun and exact revenge on them all at once. The gun laws need tightening yes but it wil never happen because fat yokels in shitsville want to carry a gun to go hunting and people in cities want to shoot burglars. The gun lobby in America is very powerful and still bang on about their constitutional right to have guns, guns are as American as the Superbowl, Mcdonalds and Budweiser.

I've lived in 3 different areas of the city and the kids wearing Liverpool tops always outnumber Everton ones.

According to Evertonian logic their explanation will be: A) They are all wools and Norwegians B) They are all closet Evertonians who have been brainwashed by their Dads to support Liverpool C) Kids don't count as most don't go the match All Evertonians i know still dispute the fact that everyone who watched the homecoming in 2005 were not scousers, even though it was very short notice after the match millions of out of towners managed to drop eerything and rush to Liverpool.

I liked him when he first came to Liverpool, I thought he would be better than what he was though, kept waiting for him to settle and it jst never happened. He's also one of the most frustrating players I've ever seen, loads of pace but doesn't seem to have any brain whatsoever, He got caught offside about 500 times in our 2-1 defeat at Old Trafford in 04/05 and always seem to panic and get frustrated very easily if things weren't going well for him. He then seemed to have a very childish attitude of blaiming everyone but himself instead of trying to improve his game. I hated his attitude during the Super Cup when he made a point of running to Benitez after scoring 2 spawny goals, he then tried to get everyone to feel sorry for him in his interview after the game. I think Benitez just got fed up with his moaning, self centred attitude and the fact that he thought he was a world superstar rather than a very average player who seemed to mis easy chances (Man U at OT).

My brothers' mate s a season ticket holder at Anfield but his 2 younger brothers are bitter bitter blushites. They say because he only managed to get his hands on a season ticket when he was 21 he isnt a proper kopite and a gloryhunter, whereas they got theirs when they were 16. The shite they come out with is unbelievable. I had an argument with one of them for one hour about Arteta, he said that Luis Aragones is stupid picking Alonso ahead of Arteta but because Arteta plays for Everton and is not on TV every week he will never be picked ahead of Alonso despite Arteta being "clearly the superior player". I said that there must be some form of scouting network in the Spanish FA and Aragones must actually go to games rather than sitting at home watching Eurogoals. "Fuck off, you're just biased" - I then asked them if Kevin Keegan and Rob Jones would ever have been discovered because they weren't playing on Sky every week, "shut up, thats got fuck all to do with Arteta". He then said that Garcia playing for Spain was a massive joke even though he scored a hat trick in the World Cup play off, as many as Fernando Torres scored in the World Cup, "yeah but he's still shite, if he can play for Spain then so can I". "Well, Arteta must be good because Atletico Madrid want him" - a mid table average team in the shadow of their more famous rivals, sound familiar? A few years back they were going on about all these great players that they has in the youth team, I never paid much attention at the time but one of these world beaters turned out to be Tony Hibbert.

Iran, Pakistan and Tanzania just put people in refugee camps which are normally run by the Red Cross and Medical Sans Frontier, they don't really fund them out their pocket. A lot of refugees never register with the government and end up destitute. Even some European countries adopt the same stance - Italy don't really care about them and shove them in a camp not far from Termini station. Greece just collar them and issue them with a notice to leave the country within 24 hours without making sure they go and France just say "see that tunnel there?, go that way!" We still take more than any developed western country, we should actualy be able to take less as we are an island and most of the flights from these countries transit somewhere else before landing here.

Very true but unfortunately these are the majority of the cases. Most see claiming asylum as a way of stopping the deportation process. It makes me laugh when these solicitors pass their "clients" off as genuine refugees. For example, do you think its unreasonablte for a person who can speak perfect English and has been in the country 5-7 years to have found out about or attempted to claim asylum? I don't yet when they get caught working illegally they wil just say "No one ever told me about asylum".

The main problems with asylum seekers are not the fact that they get tons of benefits (they don't) it is the cost of processing their claim. For example, someone who has been here illegally for 5 or so years gets caught driving without a licence or insurance, if they had a crash they wouldn't pay any costs as they cant afford it and aren't insured. The police nick them, wasting valuable police time getting and waiting for an interpreter to come to the station, they have to get a solicitor, the solicitor then tells then to claim asylum and he represents them for a hefty sum picked up by you or me for doing fuck all work. The asylum seeker is then either housed straight away or sent to a detention centre - all the time using an interpreter to explain to them what is going on. They then have their claim heard, a caseworker is paid to process their claim, the interpreter gets more work and so does the solicitor. The claim is refused so he gets a right of appeal, if he has been here 5 years he may have set up a family here which makes it more difficult to remove him. The appeal costs more money than the actual claim as the judge will be on a fair wedge. The solicitor and interpreter also get more work for representing him at appeal. When every avenue of appeal is done then you try to remove him, if he hasnt got a passport you have to apply to his country's embassy to see whether they will issue a document. Even when the flight is paid for and the escorts are booked to make sure he gets on the plane his solicitor can lodge a judicial review, the flight gets cancelled yet the money is never refunded. Now you see how costly it is for just one person, imagine that cost 200,000 times over.

One of my mates did a copy for me a feaw years ago - yes it is good, it showed the 2nd leg of the Inter Milan game which I hadnt seen before and saw how badly Liverpool got robbed. It also shows Red Star Belgrade away in the early 70s, 2 absolute screamers against Liverpool. It only goes up to the late 90s though so doent include the Uefa cup win or Istanbul

damn - can't open the photo!

I know what you mean derykw. She also seemed to show no emotion and was not that grateful to the Australian woman who looked after her, I doubt Falconio's family wanted much to do with her after her other "liaison" came out in court. She said she came back to England to work in a travel agents. Whats the bet a joker went in to where she worked and said "I quite fancy a trip to Australia, especially Alice Springs, can you recommend anywhere?"

My parents traumatised me by taking me to Wales too much as a kid