jon lad

Just emailed them along the same lines. Match made in hell there. How ironic as the mail was my paper of choice today to put on the top of the s** in my local shop.

Dirk and his prize winning pigeon, Reggie

The Kuyt family are all record breakers Dirks sister celebrates winning a big tennis match.

I've just been watching friendly fires on the box and I saw the Don't buy the sun flag and I must say it made me so proud to be a Liverpudlian. Much respect to those behind it and I hope you have a rocking Glastonbury. "And all the Kopites want Justice!!"

apologies for posting his ugly mug again but i couldn't resist this one

Sorry to state the obvious but this will surely play into the hands of those people who can have afford to buy in bulk. Many of us average fans who like to buy a match ticket 1-2 weeks before the match now have even less chance of doing so. Touts and ticket agencies will be all over this system likes flies round milan jovanavic. Supporters clubs may find this a better system for them as instead of regular scrabbles for tickets they can book up blocks of seats way in advance whilst using members subs to pay for it. These are typically the groups of fans targetted by the club as they have higher spends per head (or whatever the right word is) than the old school type of fan. I can also see how they may feel it is good indicator of demand for season tickets as it is effectively encouraging fans to buy 2 half season tickets. I get the distinct feeling that there will be no major announcement on the stadium situation for the foreseeable future whilst this process is analysed over the first half of the season. I'm pretty sure it will be a financial success as Ian Ayre and co. since being involved in LFC have proven to be pretty damn smart in increasing our revenues. I'm just more than a bit afraid that our "hardcore support" may be squeezed further and further out of Anfield. "any spares?"

This should not have happened. It's just plain wrong. Stupid, stupid idea. Hopefully the team will never get to wear it for a proper match

WHERE'S DIRK? Dirk recently smashed the record a the new york marathon. Here he is fighting through the deadwood on the way to victory, but can you find him? The winner gets a turnip signed by Dirk (*Jon lad cannot be held responsible for the quality and/or authenticity of the turnip or the signature)

we should ngotiate with sunderland again and swap him for gyan and some cash

one of my favourites was momo's tune. "mo mo mo, mo sissoko mo mo mo, mo sissoko" and "we've got a right back called steve finnigan (always made me chuckle) when he plays we always winning passes the ball outside in again we've got a right back called steve finnigan" but mostly i wish every other saturday was sung by more of the kop. It is a thoroughly brilliant tune.

They used to be £15 all inn (inc p & p) Great value then I thought, as the quality is very high. None of your fruit of the loom rubbish.

I bought loads of tee's from them before their prices rocketted up. The pepe one and me and my bird one are my favourites

In all fairness you seemed to take the bad news pretty well. Dig the hairdo by the way

I sat my very last exam (sports law i think) of my degree which fucked me off no end as I would have gone otherwise (my two mates and one seriously jammy fella went). Anyway, after that I went to my brothers house in deepest chavski country (worcester park in london) to get psyched up for the match and was so nervous i went for a really long run and convinced myself that if i stopped for air we would certainly get beat. I must have run about a half marathon before deciding i didn't want to die on the night of what was one of the biggest nights in our recent history. Got home had a bath, then went out into the hood with my Liver Bird sitting proudly upon my chest and stacked up on bevvies for the night. Got back watched all the fuckin hype and drivvel and argued continuously with my brother about what the night would entail. I was adamant we'd twat milan whereas him being the elder brother was all cautious and wary of what they had. My niece was only 6 weeks old but we had her in her red baby suit and she was up with us soaking up the atmosphere and learning her first few Liverpool songs. 25 min in we decided that she was either a) a bad luck omen or b) that there was too much anger in the room and she would be better off with peppa pig and mummy upstairs) B was the outcome and then that on loan chelsea rent boy increased our agony. With the first half done, the bad omen put to bed and the use of our trump card still available (going to the bog during a LFC match nearly always resulted in a goal) surely the second half was there for the taking. The nigh on 100% record of our trump card continued as i went soon after half time and I came back to see the ball dipping over didas big head. "YYYYYYYYYeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssss!!! gerrrrin therrrrrrrrreeee!" As we all know only to well, the rest was plain sailing and we were home and hosed. Champions for a 5th time. Thanks Rafa. Post match I ran down to the offy (avoiding the many bemused, shellshocked and thoroughly gutted chavski faces in the bars) and bought a big pack of cigars and we cracked open some bubbly back at the house. Partied hard, dancing, singing the whole lot and then watched the news channels (and developing a major crush on Kelly D) for the next 12-24 hrs to see the homecoming and what not. There will never be a night like it again, surely........

The man to have the most english sounding brazilian name since Liam leiva

Oh and the reggae reggae sauce man to score, Alan isn't it?

Braga to bore the pants off everyone watching and nick it late on, maybe on pens. Looking forward to seeing porto though and what all the fuss is about with this new dude.

Dirk breaks some other record at the world sumo thingy somewhere

Young Dirk wins marbles with his disgruntled friends (again)

I see the bar has bee raised somewhat. That last one johnny was too damn good. Keep them coming. Meanwhile at Lords dirk racks up yet another century innings.

Dirk breaks record at cheese rolling championships