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Why dont you try super glueing all your fingers together , it could be quite effective.

Ha ha, thats a belter .... oh wait it was a joke ?

Sideways and Half Nelson

Or this years while we're at it.

Wifes' sunday roast. 1.8/17

Are you getting all sensitive Mr Lurtz ?

“They've kicked our backsides. Now we've got to lick our wounds” – STEVE BRUCE Fuckin' great stuff !

Girl.

You hilarious bastard.

Simonlfcgreen rockin this forum , what a guy!

Iam gonna rep you for that one my boy ! It wont let me , no way have i repped you before. No offence like !

Like this one ? Krups XP405040 Espresso and Cappuccino Coffee Maker (Bl on eBay, also Coffee Machines Makers, Small Appliances, Kitchen, Home Garden (end time 19-Jan-09 01:13:25 GMT)

Ha , what are you on ?

Key word right there EX . Im gonna get me one of them !

Dont they just make them little shitty thimble size cuploads though ?

I dont , its crap .

Looks more like a white moggy hair than the grand canyon i made it out to be ! Best trundle off to do some work now i suppose.

Cheers love !

This morning i took delivery of a shiny new samsung tv only to discover it had a scratch on the bottom panel. How pissed off was I.Not for long though i got on to customer services and after learning that the model i chose was out of stock i was offered a refund or replacement tv of the same value . when i saw fuck all in the same price range i got on to a supervisor and she said she couldnt reduce the price of any new tv's on the website but she could knock some off my tv if i kept it. Having nearly bit her head off for suggesting such a scurrilous outcome i just tentatively asked what figure she had in mind (the fact that she was a jock didnt fill me with much hope) i was expecting an offer of about £50 - £75 tops and for a ton i would have got the black touch-up pens out and lived with said scratch. She came back with an offer of a £200 reduction :wow: Oh i dont know says i , is that the best you can do !!! I shall just speak to my wife (already out working the poor sap) ..... well ok then i say trying hard to hide my absolute delight. Top and bottom is that i now have a brand spanking new samsung tv for £149 smackeroos. Cushdy.

Nice dream , doubt theres any truth in it though.

Funnily enough there are 2 teams who have an extra days break , can you guess who 1 of those teams might be ??

Ha ha , quality RJ , unfortunately i read this post too late, in fact it was quite a while after I , in an unguarded drunken moment , invited them for xmas AT OUR HOUSE . Oh Christ on a bike ,what have i done ?

While some of you are out enjoying yourselves on xmas do's etc , spare a thought for me as tonight i must endure a chinese meal with my inlaws Think i might take a book.

I just caught a glance of your avator and remembered that my mother in law is on the boat over here tomorrow , so any thoughts of punishment for said step child are now on hold as she is the apple of the old trouts eye.

She'd start a fight even in there.