DalyanPete

It must be a Nogsy thing! How's your coughing pain? I slid out of bed onto the floor this morning, had no way to turn and had to shuffle my arse across the floor to the end of the bed to get myself on my feet.

Wouldn't disagree Champ, Wife heard me swear as my arms went up, rushed out and couldn't see me thinking I'd gone round the corner. Then she looked down! I'll spare everyone the head wound photo, looks worse than it was. It just wasn't my time. The irony is how the Turks get away with accidents, I have to look away. Had a worker yesterday holding two bare wires in socket to test the awning as the electrician hadn't turned up.

Cheers Yorky, yea I think I did. My last job was H&S Manager which my son in law was quick to remind me!

Wife telling Daughters, " you're Dad's had a fall" Which then becomes, " my Dad's had a fall" "You're not getting any younger Dad" The story was, I was wearing, ironically sliders, slipped and fell into the pool. Bit wet you might say. Well, when the pool has been emptied it's just a 6' hole in the ground. Lying on my back, touched my head and thought, that's not good. Hit the side of pool, then full force onto the floor on my back. On the 1-10 scale it's been a 12 when coughing, sneezing, burping or getting out of bed. Had cat scan and back and chest xrays, nothing broken. Happened last Friday and pain is down to a 7. Don't let a Nogsy urchin have a pool.

I think they will get another deduction, their fans will suddenly become the best supporters in the world who invented support, greet the bus, have blue smoke, suck a dog off and survive. The reality of administration will arrive and they're gone. I fear for the dog.

Funnily enough me too.

I will gladly light a candle, peace be with you and all the other stuff I used to do.

Oh dear.

Yea, had everything for everyone.

My brother used to work in Beatties in St John's and had his models displayed in the windows. If I tried to glue a head back on it looked like John Merrick! My forte was crashed Airfix crashed spitfires or that's what they looked like. As for Subbuteo, despite having the Sheil road league we could never mirror the shots and saved seen on the adverts.

If only laminate floors had been invented then! Also remember the adverts for Hot wheels/Evil Knieval stunt bike etc, just didn't work the same on a carpet floor.

In the 70/80's when it had the pubs and Top Rank club it was constant fighting white against black. Went in there at Christmas the day after I got back for a piss, 20p for a piss? Had to say to the 'bouncer' I didn't have any change. He let me have a free piss because that's how friendly we all are. Think it was the law that Nans had to buy Bombay mix from there.

Feeling your pain fella, I used to say it wasn't just man flu, it was a darker strain of man flu. Oh how the women laughed, if only they knew the pain we go through and all the time not moaning.

One can only hope the EPL grow a set by the time the cheats are dealt with.

A rousing passionate report Dave. Performances like that reiterates 'We are Liverpool' no other club will ever have what we have. I watched the Sly coverage as other streams where shit, ratboy said two things that summed the game/injustice up. After Macca scored they focused on weirdo and ratty said, "Pep is looking at his players and thinking, what have you done? You've woken the beast!" On the Doku assault, " oh, he's in trouble here" It must have killed him saying it but he was so right on both. And yet again, Kelleher showed just how good he is. We just have to keep hold of him. Despite his trauma, Diaz's dad gets some boss days out now!

After one series I'd say it's on a par with Kin despite its age. A young Aiden Gillen is in it and plays a gand boss very well. Plot contains sex, violence, drugs, can't go wrong for me. Like Kin it just magnifies what horrible fuckas drug dealers are.

Had mine done years ago. Sounds like it's all changed now. Never felt pain like when they put the first needle in my plum, after that no problem. Recommendation was to wank furiously to empty the sperm, first ejaculation was a mixture of agony and ecstasy at the same time.

Love/Hate. Series1 9/10 If you liked Kin this is right up along side it. Similar storyline set in Dublin. Can't believe I'd never heard of this.

Funny how they believe this. If I was going to London I wouldn't say, "let's take a trip to Tottenhams new ground" If the choice is BMD or Anfield there's only one winner because of the history.

I'm with you on Kelleher, he has been superb since he came in. We have got to keep him here. MacAllister is showing us now why he's a world cup winner although I do wince when he gets tackled. Can only assume he has a low pain threshold but every foul against him looks like its career ending.

Lovely beach,

I'm not greatly travelled but the above is more in line with what I've witnessed.

I've heard Otterspool is the place to do stuff like that.

Ha ha, just googled Mary Jane. Bit of blow then

They've been singing it since the 60's. Doubt if the Mersey has ever been blue, but like 'the grand old lady?' All part of the shit the club put out and they lap it up.