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Music: Five Years (David Bowie, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars) Tangled up in Blue (Bob Dylan, Blood on the Tracks) Baba O'Reilly (The Who, Who's Next) Where the Streets have No Name (U2, The Joshua Tree) What a Town (Rick Danko, Rick Danko) I Won't Back Down (Johnny Cash, American 3) Rednecks (Randy Newman, Good Old Boys) In The Flesh (Pink Floyd, The Wall) The Changingman (Paul Weller, Stanley Road) Band on the Run (Wings, Band on the Run) Clubfoot (Kasabian, Kasabian) Couldn't Get It Right (Fun Lovin' Criminals, Mimosa) Henrietta (The Fratellis, Costello Music) Ballad of a well-known gun (Elton John, Tumbleweed Connection) The Magnificent 7 (The Clash, Sandinista!) Chan Chan (Buena Vista Social Club, Buena Vista Social Club) The E Street Shuffle (Bruce Springsteen, The Wild, The Innocent & The E Street Shuffle) People Get Ready (Brownie McGhee & Sonny Terry, Sonny & Brownie) Main Title Theme (Billy) (Bob Dylan, Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid) Girl From The North Country (Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash, Nashville Skyline) Wouldn't it be nice (the Beach Boys, Pet Sounds) Think I might put a playlist together on the ol' ipod.

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

He lets the last Hungarian go. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. Nobody has ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop, and Keyser Soze will get you." And no-one ever really believes.

Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And poof. Just like that, he's gone.

You're sick you are.

Didn't a satirical novel come out a couple years ago called Polar bear vs shark? They fought in a shallow water tank in Vegas and gambling on the outcome was more important to people than how fucked the country was getting or something. There, my money'd be on the two tons of silent white death... in this case though, Go Bears!

Their heads dropped. Not one of them was looking up. The ball was in the manc half after the goal and no-one made a move to get it. Ok it was a last gasp goal, but surely they know that we play to the whistle (the final one that is). What was that about never giving up? We'll turn Barca over on Tuesday anyway, so fuck it.

This series is class.

Just read Frank Miller's 300 (trying not to think of the game today) and its fucking ace. Miller's art is great as usual and its well paced. Just hope that the film lives up to it.

I'm with you there. The threat of Ofsted bastards being due in hanging over us is adding to that. Have spoken to my colleagues about it and quite a few are the same way.

The Cunt with my Ipod:"You know who you are. Ooh someone's dropped an ipod at this Killers gig. I''ll pick that up and pocket it. Cunt. Give it back, I bet you don''t even like Glen Campbell? Well endure it. Cunt. And The Killers were shit. Double Vegas Cunts." :)

Xabi did try to run off a broken ankle.

Mean Streets Godfather 2 King of New York Leon Bugsy Malone Goodfellas Infernal Affairs The Killer

Make it thrice. Lawrence of Arabia just oozes class.

Its a mish-mash from Carl Gottlieb, Military nut John Milius and Shaw himself. Apparently, Shaw was a bit drunk and emotional and went off on one about literature, history and his family while filming the scene. The crew couldn't say anything though cos he would've kicked their arses. The 'Berg just gave him a hug when he finished. Ahhh.

Have a go at: V for Vendetta (the film is good but this is amazing) From Hell (just forget the film - its wank) Sin City: A Dame to Kill For any of the Gotham Central books (NYPD Blue meets Batman) Garth Ennis' Preacher books Any of the Hellblazer books (horror comics featuring a Scouse demonologist-type fella - just don't think of the keanu reeves film) If you use Utorrent, you should be able to download them.

Alongside Arkham Asylum that's the best Batman I've ever read. Miller Rules.

Hes not even banged up yet though.

East of Eden, Count of Monte Christo and Marathon Man.

Oh dear.

But that train keeps a-rollin on down to San Antone when I was just a baby

Its rollin round the bend

Got the Unearthed box set for my birthday last month - a lot of stuff he did with Rick Rubin that didn't make the American Recordings Albums. You can hear the experience in his voice. Amazing how powerful it was even at the end. Cash the autobiography is a great read as well. I play Ring of Fire with the kids in my class - they can't get enough of it... even do the French horn bits Kop-style.

Read Work Is Hell by Matt Groening. Puts jobsworths in their box.