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The Golden Girls. Fucking awful.:no

Have felt like filling him in myself sometimes this season.

Letter in today's pink echo (think it was also printed in the Post, midweek)... "The way to recreate the atmosphere on the Kop is to have entertainment from 2.00pm., if it's a 3.00pm kick-off. "Each game shuld follow penalty shootout competitions for half an hour, then maybe a singer belting out Kop anthems until 2.50 pm, finishing, of course, with You'll Never Walk Alone. "That would retain the atmosphere." The players could warm up out on the car park.

Nurses are great. Exhibit 1. Exhibit 2. Exhibit 3. I rest my case.

Rock on Stu.

Who's this Dunphy fella and what did he say? Apparently its on Youtube but I can't get the sound to work.

Fucking cunt-rag.

Too right. Still have nightmares now. Wile E Coyote - bit thick, but he's indestructible.

And him.

What he said.

:lol:

Really?

Snootch to the motherfuckin bootch.

Just finished the first series. Its great!

Which one? They're all particularly horrendous.

Don't break my heart, my achy-breaky heart. - Billy-Ray Cyrus.

Not buying the hands are bigger thing. They are like, I'm not Beadle-esque, but I'm not having that.

Isohunt is pretty decent.

You can't compare sitting in a decent cinema with a quality sound setup to a download of t'net.

Can't believe you found a pic. Why didn't I think to google it? While I'm reminiscing about childhood, what the fuck happened to wagon wheels? They were massive when I was a kid - had to use two hands to hold the fuckers. Now, they're tiny.

Notice that you never see white dogshit anymore? My mate reckons its down to some chemical they used to put in the dogfood.

True.

Mary had a little lamb It used to leap and frolic Tried to jump the garden gate but landed on its bollocks

Tevez in the crowd. Quality.

In an early version of little red riding hood... Wolf arrives at Grandma's and kills her. Serves up a soup made of her meat(!) and blood to LRR. After the what big eyes etc, gets LRR into bed where he rapes her. Ties a string to her so she can't get away, but she says she needs a shite. She goes to toilet and ties it to door handle so wolf thinks she's there when she's nipped out the window. brings back woodcutter and wolf gets killed. Its also a werewolf story - she comes across Grandma at the wrong time of the month and sees her in her wolf form. And the Red Cape symbolises virginity - she loses the cape at the end of the story.