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Huh? What questions? I've dealt out two statements. Mourinho's a cunt. We'd need someone capable of working under a hugely restricted budget - which rules out Mourinho. I think you have me mixed up with someone else.

Erm, no.

What, because I think Mourinho is a cunt? Get over yourself. If Rafa goes, then we'd better find someone capable of doing well with nothing to spend. Which rules out the self-publicist.

Do people want us relegated?

Shankly and Paisley would turn in their graves. I'd rather throw myself off the nearest bridge than see him take-over. Mind you, it would be fun to watch everyone back-tracking after a few seasons when he's given no money, we finish nowhere playing hoofball, and he's acting the cunt.

Yeah, because Inter haven't spent a bean putting that team together.

True that. Eagles is talented, but a right fanny. He is the very definition of "no end product". Simply not good enough for us.

Give me those few hundred there rather than 75,000 dickheads who think their protest scarves mean they're part of the in-crowd.

Good work from the SOS boys, keep it up.

And Monkey man mentions it for 10 seconds. Hairy handed kiddy fiddler.

Absolutely no mention of the SOS protest in the background. Cunts to a man at Sky. They'd have had live coverage dedicated to it if it was green and gold mongs.

Get on Gok Wan here.

It didn't work because the Burnley advertising boards weren't continuous - they had gaps in them every 20 yards or so, and the goal came from a throw whose position enabled Delap to start his run from in one of the gaps. Delap does need a good run up.

Of all the players out there.....you pick Luke f*cking Young. Was Abel Xavier not available?

They'll be nothing in comparison to Ferguson's gums flapping on the end of his bell and tenderly stroking his shaft as he swallows his load.

When you can't make a tackle without being penalised, and you're kicked to bits and the ref won;t help you, what can you do?

I'm still looking for one if anyone would be so kind as to send me one. If not, hey ho :)

Think it's a good idea myself.

Well in Rafa. It could only have been better if he'd added the words "fat headed puta" at the end.

It's nothing to do with the the club or a takeover - it's to do with SoS. So I hear.

Someone really needs to get hold of Mr. Bleasdale and speak to him.

Agree with all of that.

Mate, I don't know, I'm merely speculating. I haven't the foggiest about all this, but it's entertaining at the very least.

Person starts blog suggesting Momo (Silicone Soul) is a famous former DJ, SS comes out and outs himself before anyone even guesses who it is, some posters think the blog is a massive wind up by Momo/SS who is attempting some uber-scary-freaky shit that would blow everyone's minds away. I think.

Here's why Leverkusen are doing well - they don't have two of football's all time great managers and a well run bottomless pit to contend with. They might have a bottomless pit to contend with, but the management is inept, which balances it out.