Randy Marsh

Whoever the cunt is on terrace talk now on city, might be ian snowdin, he has a fuckin first class honours degree in ifithadnabiner studies from the university of blueshite! fuckin hell, one bitter bastard he is http://www.whatson.com/radiocity/

defo red! haha edited now, sorry, few pints in me, spelling not at its best

....for levels of bitterness never seen before. Listening to the radio city phone in. bitterness is set to reach a new height. the blueshite are going mad. personally, i know everyone says lescotts was a stonewaller, but i personally thought he played for it, as soon as the ball went in the box he knew he was going to go on his arse. that doesnt mean it was a foul! and the kuyt tackle, i agree it looked nasty, but i genuinely think he was just trying to blcok the ball, i dont think there was an intent to hurt the man. The cunts are going mad on the radio though. the old "ifithadnabinfer" line is on meltdown. All the more sweeter!!! YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

fuckin hate stubs. horrible bitter shithouse yard dog bastard, fuck off ya cunt!!! hope you drown in ya bird bath you parrot faced twat!

COLLINBERG

GETTT IN!!!! FUCK OFF BLUESHITE!!!!! FUCKIN BITTER LITTLE CUNTS!!!! IFITHADNABINFER CLATTENBURG/KUYT/GLOBAL WARMING/GEORGE BUSH ......... YEESSSSSSSSSSSS FUCKIN GETTT IN!!!!!!

Just watching that "kop 10: Derbys" on lfctv at the moment. Some classic derby moments in that. Things id totally forgoten about. Nicky Barmby getting poleaxed by fuckin yard dog mark pembridge, then 30 seconds later heading in at the anny road end! Definately think a burst of "he's red, he's white, he scored against the shite, nick barmbyyyy!!" is in order tomorrow. they really hate him. Stevie getting sent off a couple of years ago, shows the blueshite fans celebrating like they had just won the european cup, and we still twatted them with 10 men for 75mins. Remember Xabi having a stormer that game. Stevie Gerrard coming on as a sub in his first derby in 98, the robbie fowler "line sniffing" one. 3-2 up, and gerrard made two goal line clearances in the last 5minutes, and jumping around celebrating like a little kid straight after, pumping his fist, everyone congratulating him like he'd scored the winner. love it! Really think we will get a performance out of stevie tomorrow, he always turns up on derby day. and no need to mention the classic gary mac derby!! havnt really had the pre derby nerves this week, theyve just hit me now though! LETS FUCKIN TWAT THE FUCKIN MONGREL BLUESHITE CUNTS OFF TO KIRKBY! HORRIBLE TWATS!!! COMEEE ONNN!!!!

hahahahaha!!! would love to see that poster up accross the road from lime street on that big fuck off billboard!!

Hahaha fuckin hell no! It looks like Torres from the nose down!!

Done one a few years ago for JMU but didnt end up taking my place. Then i decided last year i wanted to move away from Liverpool, and get the full student experience (being a bum, paying no tax, getting pissed every day) so decided to apply to Sheffield because i have a few mates up here. so i had to do a whole new application. Didnt have a clue like yourself mate! Eventually got hold of a mates one and used a basic framework of: INTRODUCTION: what you want to study Say why it interests you give examples of how your current life or experiences (e.g. jobs) has given you a background in the subject SUBJECTS AT ALEVEL: say what subjects you are currently studying and explain how they are useful to you. Say how they will benefit your study of the university subject you are applying for. PERSONAL: say about your own personal things, e.g. if you are a member of any teams, charity work, etc. Make sure you big yourself up e.g. "i have gained leadership skills from captaining my football team", loads of bollocks like that mate. Sounds corney but thats what they want to here. Another example is charity work, thats what they love to here about. For example i said i am a keen chairty worker, basically i did a bike ride for leukemia 5years ago lol! But just put loads of bullshit in like that. QUALIFICATIONS: Say what other qualifications you have e.g. first aid or some shite like that HOBBIES AND INTERESTS Thats about it mate, but basically the key is to just fill it full of bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!! Loads of corney, cheesys shite. As I said before "i once did a bikeride for charity" = "KEEN CHARITY WORKER"!!!. "i once helped put a few nets up for the under 10s football team" = " I REGULARLY DO VOLUNTARY WORK WITH CHILDREN IN MY LOCAL FOOTBALL CLUB". "i played for a local football team for 12years, were we had a couple of piss up trips to dublin and zeebrugge"= "I CAPTAINED A SUCCESSFUL LOCAL FOOTBALL TEAM FOR 12YEARS, AND REPRESENTED THEM IN VARIOUS TOURNAMENTS AROUND EUROPE". At the end of the day, these people dont know you so just big yourself up loads, they are not going to check. It worked for me, im now sat looking out at Brammal Lane with a cracking hang over and a mountain of work i should be doing! Hope this helps mate All the best

Sorry to here about that mate, i cried like fuck for days when our ollie died last year (14 y.o.black labrador). Had to watch him get put down, i had me head in his face when he died, watched his eyes close when the injection took hold of him. Horrible time mate so ive got every sympathy for you. My prayers are with you and your family YNWA ...and Dirk, same with you mate. Thoughts and prayers with you and everyone connected to your friend. Stay strong fella YNWA

ifithadnabinfer god, there would be no such thing as fog. Redshite Bastard

Ive registered a few names. obviously "istanbul05" didnt slip through the net, but current name "andy250505" hasnt yet been spotted. Seriously, its hilarious. It chears me up so much after a bad performance

not at all mate

bluekipper mate, i often go on there when im feeling down about liverpool. Always makes me remember how lucky we are

Read this from an everton forum. Unbelievable. So deluded. whenever i see arteta and i see kaka i know id have arteta.. hes as skillful and more versatile than kaka.. hes also transformed a poor team in a positive sense..i doubt kaka would do that.. put it this way put arteta in milan and he would look a world beater words fail me

Correct, and me! If i was a footballer, or even at the level they are at, id tell every bird i spoke to! Guaranteed shag out of that, birds would be queuin up! Went away with my football team a few years back to Dublin,we used the old "liverpool youth" line a lot, it worked:yes: sad i know lol

Xabi is one of them players, dont realise how valuably he is until he's not there. Stevie obviously thinks so ^ lol

Its Van De Meyde. He's been pulled 3 times since last week for drink driving

hahaha Shite on Wheels

Met him last summer playing golf at Hoylake. I was having a fuckin shite round, then got to the 5th i think, which is a par 3. Was two lads behind us who were in a buggy so we said to them that we would finish this hole then let them play through. I cracked one right on the green, and putted from about 20ft for a birdie! Couldnt fuckin believe it. Then we sat down at the next tee to wait for them to play through. They played the hole and then one of them come over and congratulated me on the birdie. i recognised the face but just couldnt put a name on who it was because he had a cap on. Then i realised it was Mellor as he was teeing off. Seemed a nice fella from my experience anyway. If it wasnt for him there wouldve been no istanbul

Stevie has lost his soul mate, he's broken hearted without him! Until he's back then its more of the same:whoops: :thumbup:

ifithadnabinfer liverpool city council, they could also have launched the "peoples tram", enabling them to list more achievments, such as "first team to offer season tickets free, as part of a mobile phone package" or "first team to offer 6 tickets per person on general sale for the derby". Redshite council!!!

ill be honest, im absolutely fuckin buzzin after that! What a performance. Couldnt give two shites when it comes to the football, but when it comes down to the rugby its totally different. Watched it in the walkabout, loads of aussies. Atmosphere was electric and the place was bouncing. Very few football matches have gave me the same buzz as watching that game. Havnt been so excited watching a game in ages. Seeing fellas take a full smash to the face, and just getting up and carrying on really makes you embarased, when you see some of the faggots we have playing football. Never thought id be saying this, but today im proud to be English. The boys done us proud.

Hilarious We all know though, that ifithadnabinfer heysel, everton would have won the european cup every year since 85, and would have been able to fill the "peoples bus" with meaningful achievments. Dem Meeerderin wall pushin redshite! Did you know David Moyes once marked Marco Van Basten, and he was interviewed by no other than Sir Alex Ferguson? What a C.V.! Remember one of my mates buzzin his tits off to me because woodison won groundsman of the year, or best pies in the premiership, or something like that. They specialise in smalltimeness