grazywalker

I remember when he played for us and let's not kid ourselves he was a little on the shit side.He was right by the Kop, the play had been stopped and he had the ball at his feet .Someone in the kop shouted " don't just stand there you twat,practice.

Love to Shag the bird in it.

There was one git at West Brom who I kept getting as well...Can't remember his name .could have been Albiston,not sure though,and you know who else ,that Richards fella from Wolves.I think I had a young Wolves fetis goin on. OH .Ted Mcfuckin Doughall from Middlesborough.

Fuckin Derek Dougan,wolves twat, must have got him in every packet I bought.And that bastard Mervin Day Great Chewing gum though.

We had this discussion in our local curry house last Friday after way too many beers.My mate walked out because we would not listen to his reasoning.

SORRY read thread completely wrong.I think I will sign off now.

X FACTOR STYLE PAUSE ? and oops noticed I spelt finla wrong.

Ignorent I know but should we get through where do the FA normally have these finlas.Are they local to both competing teams or do I get a night away from the family somewhere ?

Try singing "the Wenger bus is coming and everybodies jumpin" That will get rid of it.Make your night more fucked up though.

Wow,that saved my night being fooked up Thanks for that.

I had one fucking grey pubic hair.What the fuck. That little bastard was pulled out and I assume he is coming back with some other mates in a few months.

Clive Walker Chelsea going back to 80,s .The bastard scored a hatrick against us and they kept going on how used to be a waiter. And some peruvian (I think) from Newcastle in the early 90,s.Scored and celebrated in front of the kop.Jeez what was that little twat's name. It will come to me about 3am and I will shout his name out and serioulsy worry the wife.

Even though the last film I saw hwr in was the Clearing,in which she did not not .I still wanted to. A friend in work advises me to watch A cook ,a theif his wife and a lover.Or something along those lines

Getting on but I would still love to.

We are bringing Michael Robinson back from Spanish exile.

To be fair and credit where it is due ,he is good and only bloody 18.

Have that you horrible erm manc erm bastard ya. Wayne Rooney's shot that hit twat head in the face just before half time. Oh and "Erm."

How the hell did I not remember BOUND. I am stupid. If I may back track fit lesbo's rock. Do you think you could actually handle it if two really fit bi sexual girls offered it to you on a plate.How long would you actually last before you just had to let the two of them get on with it, or would you just go back and tell to get on with it?

regarding trackies. On a Friday night in my local's.You always see the knob with the trackie on right up to the neck bouncing as he is talking,most of the time involving some sort of shadow boxing movement and low and behold he has a really fit girl with him who seems happy to stand and watch him talk speed and play the fruit machine. Should I get A trackie and look like the pub Jimmy Saville or just accept it ?

I would have to go for The Hunger with Susan "great tits"Sarandon and that Catherine Denafrenchbitch" Also Neve Campbell and Denise Richards in Wild Things. Film Lesbo's rule.Unlike most of the real life ones who are ugly.

Just had the pleasure of going shopping with the family.Got a bit bored so started counting track suits.Within 2 hour period I spotted 28 on both sexes.The best was a white addidias number with slight brown stains on(in Wilkinsons suprisingly) Also going back to car and some slightly non to good complexion bloke asks me if I had 2 twenty pence peices so he could get back to Liverpool.Now I am not head of Transport but I do know it costs more than that.And no, I did not give him any.

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Next meeting you go to.Play Buzz word bingo.write all the crap speak in boxes like bingo cards and each time one is said mark it off,first one to get a line wins and shouts "Buzz Bingo".Then leaves the job. "we need to sharpen our pencils"

Do google search for this date. Gonna be a good day.

Got mine this morning.Have been waiting since Monday.I was that excited about it,it reminded me of when I was 7ish and I used to wait from the crack of dawn by the letter box waiting for my spiderman comic.Every Tuesday I recall. Going to start reading it tonight after the Ch***** game. Does anyone have a particular routine for the read.I usually get it at the game(although not this time,could not wait until Saturday).Flick through a few captions.resist the tempation to read it half time.When I get home(hopefully after a win) have a beer or two and once the kids are in bed it is a readathon until either Football First or MOTD .