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Josef Svejk

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  1. Latest news: Simao is sitting, waiting on an airplane somewhere.
  2. The '80s live on... [YOUTUBE] [/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE] [/YOUTUBE]
  3. Bentley on his way to the medical...
  4. Yep. Looks like I'll be eating humble pie on this one.
  5. In fairness, giving that Barrett is writing in the Times, that's a pretty damning article towards Purslow...
  6. What a pathetic attempt to exploit the sympathy for Eduardo when he broke his leg. The dive had nothing whatsoever to do with that event, and nor was it an attempt to avoid a repeat of it. Jesus, the capacity of assholes like Wenger to insult the intelligence of millions defies belief...
  7. Buscemi, obviously. Though the Pantman has his merits.
  8. Mutual pity is a wonderful expression of human empathy. As is sexual penetration. Ergo, go for it.
  9. Liverpool Close In On Baptista Loan Deal: The Beast Would Suit Us Just Fine | CaughtOffside.com I won't bother pasting the content because it sounds like bullshit from an unreliable source.
  10. Well, that's all right then. Three cheers for Eduardo.
  11. From the Offal, my friend - which makes it official: Striker David Ngog arrived from Paris Saint Germain in July 2008. The hotshot is one of the brightest young talents in French football. His tally of just one goal from 18 league appearances in 2007-08 was largely down to PSG's disappointing form - a contention backed up by his prolificacy on the international stage. Ngog has scored goals at every youth level for France, including two absolute corkers against England U19s last season. He made his Liverpool debut as a substitute against Aston Villa on August 31, 2008. A first goal followed away at PSV on December 9. The lightning quick forward is the cousin of former Newcastle United defender Jean-Alain Boumsong.
  12. A week of frustration, eh? Bloody women.
  13. Because he wanted to insert his penis in your rectum. In a loving, parental manner.
  14. Michael will always live on. In our hearts. We love you, Michael. Thank you for bringing so much joy to the world. And for bridging the gap between black and white, young and old. You honky paedo.
  15. Football and Catholic nationalism - or any such repulsive ideology (including royalist nationalism of the Rangers variety) - don't mix. Simple as that. And that ideology is prevalent among their fans. Should I be nice about it?
  16. Ostrava? Ah yes. Shit town with one fantastic street of pubs and clubs. I remember it well...
  17. 10%? Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not basing my opinion on prejudice. I'm basing it on experience. Take the fact that a substantial proportion of their support think supporting them and Ireland to be equivalent. It's not. Fuck them.
  18. Did the ITV commentators criticise it? Anyway, I felt sorry for that fucker with his broken leg. But he can go fuck himself...
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