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Quality they dont come much better than that.

Joe Cole aint coming anywhere near us end of. Reasons his heads too big and he is a cheating chav cockney rent boy. Horrible little cunt. The chosen one would and will never sell us a player - we have got right under his skin and I fucken love it. Bellamy worries me as he might end up here hope he dosent like. As Ian said before once the Red Jersey is on no matter who they get the support. The only one I ever struggled with was Inch but he still got it hard as it was.

Not only the goals but the quality of them. He has scored some blinders. Think his best position is the one he played yesterday.

How the fuck did we pay that ridiculous amount of money for him - he point blankly refuses to listen. Rafa was well pissed off yesterday and quite rightly so. He will be the first out the door this summer if we get a buyer. The thing that worries me is we dont get a buyer. Now that really does worry me.

Yeah MOTM for me also and his best performance in a red jersey. Hope the injury aint too bad.

What a player - the ground he covers is incredible. Yeah he distribution could be better but I think it has improved. Our midfield is fucken awesome.

Sorry everyone found the answer. Which is more sleep and no more Stella. Feel brand new now.

Well said Sir would have liked it last year or the one before but this one will do nicely.

Right how many of you out there have woke up drunk. I mean went to bed and got up and seemed drunker than the night before. I ask this question because this is the shape I am in. My head feels like shite and just had a look in the mirror and it looks like shite. One last thing what is the cure for feeling this way and please do not suggest another drink.

Sorry just had a look at that last post down was meant to be the obvious done. Do not post when drunk fact. How the fuck do you go to bed drunk and wake up drunk - off the the GF with this one.

Thanks Paul you put that much better than myself. Enough is enough. On a gay note I like the Rash and think the site would be worse off without him but is there no such thing as a gagging order. I fucken E Rash is not allowed to mention hint at or bring up in any shape or form our Centre Forward who has in my opinion down fucken quite well this year.

Do not think Ian is saying he is shit just a player who he like myself would not like to see in the Red Jersey. However if he did pull it on I am one hundred per cent that we would not hear for the next three thousand threads about all his short -joke-comings.

Please Rash mate dont do this I am fragile this morning and do not need this thread to turn into either a Rash bashing one or the above named forward. Why do you do it - I mean in all honesty why?

Not to mention the new Zidane who we were lucky to get :no

How can you say that it was meant to be just fucken amazed you come out with it. On second thoughts no I am not amazed it is par for the course.

Fuck sake Nick do you have to. No charges were brought - how you can say that. :wallbutt:

Agree think the Gooners will nick it myself. Would just like Spurs for fourth and Barca for the cup and Arsenal no Champions League in their spanking new stadium - now that would be funny.

Not as a rule of thumb but tonight I do as going out with the mates to get pished as a fart. It will entail lashing of Stella, Vodka and maybe a curry - if I am lucky and kop off fuck the curry.

Allegedly so.

Pot noodles stink - never ever could handle them. Always tasted of something well dodgy, so no, not in the pro pot noodle camp. Now Super Noodles are a different proposition altogether Curry or Beef flavour.

Talking of Berries what about Dingleberries anyone.

Totally agree. Winners automatically should always defend the trophy and not at the expense of a team that has qualified. Also winners should not be made to start the defence in the middle of July. Still think it had an affect on us this year.

It is a load of bollocks - money needs to be spent on other areas. Fuck knows the number of players we will be linked with between now and the end of August. Would love to have it all done and dusted before the World Cup and then Raffa to announce that is it, thats all we are signing - mind you we would still get linked with loads.

Of course that is bang on, once the red jersey gets put on it is a different story. Thing is I would hate the cunt to pull the jersey on but if shit happens Ill sing his name loud and proud - fact.

That is shite.