Sugar Ape

You have my sympathy. When I went the doctors I found I had viral Laryngitis coupled with man flu and an earache. Bad times. I found lying on the couch and feeling sorry for myself helped. Don't expect much sympathy on here though!

I was wondering when this would rear it's head again. BBC News - Minister Jim Paice says Hunting Act is unworkable

Merry Christmas Bruce. You're alright for an Aussie.

Too done in to look through Google for it, try here someone might have put the link for it http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/102065-best-thread-ever.html

Merry Xmas everyone. I've done a special xmas poll to get into the festive spirit. Heather off Eastenders or Susan Boyle. Which one would you do? No backing out, pick one. Heather Boyle

Fuck me this thread has gone tits up. We are meant to be moaning about Evertonians and feeling superior, not arguing amongst ourselves. For what it's worth I broadly agree with Manicss01, and I think Melons has got it wrong ( still think you are a good poster though. ) However Manicss, I think even though you are right you are not making your point in a good way. Calm down a bit and remember we all want the same thing here. Xerxes and San Don. Where to start. Xerxes stop posting the same point all the time in numerous threads. We know what you think so give it a rest for a bit. San Don, similar thing, you don't have to pull him up by calling him a dullard on every thread either. Just calm down, have a bevy and relax. Sho' nuff, santa is coming soon. If you don't get to bed you will be going on the naughty list. Now leave the milk and cookies out and go to bed. That's a good boy. Merry xmas everyone.

Congratulations Caradonna on losing your virginity. Well done mate. I hope none of the bastards on here use this joyous occasion to photoshop more pictures of you.

Saw that the other day but it wasn't open. What's it like for stock and prices mate?

Brian Reade column: Why Liverpool must draw clean line under Luis Suarez row or risk soiling the club's name - Brian Reade - MirrorFootball.co.uk Around now it's customary to hand out jokey awards based on events in the past footballing year. But after such a year, and particularly such an ending, jokes are out. For weeks the game has struggled to come to terms with Gary Speed hanging himself. Before that it struggled to understand how Carlos Tevez could refuse to get off the bench and earn his £225,000-a-week, or how other multi-millionaires were allowed to buy injunctions which kept themselves above the law. The World Cup bidding process stank of the same corruption that FIFA's top officials were found guilty of, and the words of Sepp Blatter, John Terry and Luis Suarez have evoked a national debate over racism. The words used by all three may not be the same but they have created the context in which each has been judged. Terry's comments cannot be discussed, other than to say he protests his innocence, but the global coverage given to the allegations against England's captain were no doubt in Blatter's mind when he bizarrely argued that a player who is racially abused should shrug it off by shaking the hand of his abuser. Those words hardly caused a ripple of concern outside these shores. But in England, partly due to simmering anger towards Blatter, they evoked a hurricane of contempt. There was shock and disbelief that the head of world football could send out such a flippant response to an issue that scars humanity. And they were undoubtedly behind the FA's unprecedented eight-match ban handed out to Suarez for "using offensive language" to Patrice Evra "that included an inappropriate reference to a person's colour." Suarez denies he is a racist. Indeed the FA in their judgement and Evra in his statement do not accuse him of being one. His case states that he unknowingly used a word which is acceptable in Uruguay but not in Britain. The independent panel's almost impossible task was to decide whether ignorance is a defence. They decided it wasn't. And in the cold light of the present day they had little choice. The rage from Anfield over the eight-game ban is understandable. They believe Suarez has not only been scapegoated but the unprecedented punishment makes it look like he's committed the worst act of racism ever heard on an English football pitch. Which he didn't. But the truth is, he used the word "negro" to a black player who reported it to the FA. And he admitted it, before pleading cultural ignorance of its significance. In any other year that may have earned him a suspended sentence and a hefty fine. But following its ascent to the moral high-ground in condemning Blatter, English football was never going to leave itself open to charges of hypocrisy on this subject. Especially with the country's captain facing criminal charges. Had Terry been found guilty sooner and dealt with, he would have been made the example of. As it turns out Suarez got there first and is taking the rap. Terry's may be coming down the line. The Suarez case is an incredibly complex one to pass judgment on, and until the full report of proceedings is published, we don't know if it contains facts which support Liverpool's or the FA's stance. But Liverpool, in their rage, have to tread carefully. To reject outright that Suarez used an unacceptable word, even through ignorance, is to let down a proud tradition of zero-tolerance against racism that goes back to the days when John Barnes faced it on a weekly basis. It leaves the club open to the charge that they don't believe the time has come for football to turn its anti-racist slogans into unequivocal actions. Appeal to clear Suarez's name by all means, but drop the protest shirts and the siege mentality, because the issue is far too sensitive, and the club's reputation far too precious, for such an aggressive stance. The scale of Suarez's punishment may seem unduly large but Liverpool FC, football and how we treat fellow human beings, is bigger than it.

Try this link mate http://m24digital.com/en/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/negro.jpg

If you are going to do as I say, any chance you could hunt Funnneeeee down and pluck his eyeballs out with your fingers? I would be eternally grateful.

Dennis, no offence, but those Daily Mash posts are absolutely crap. Like embarrassingly bad. Why do you keep on posting them in threads they bear no relevance to?

I was prepared to ignore that and adopt you as a honorary scouser. Until the mention of a chip batch.

So close. But a wool will always out.

The reason you are so reviled on the forum is because you are a thick, humourless, attention seeking mong. Just thought I would point that out to you. Again.

How do you un-read something?

Anyone else seeing the link between the thread title and this post?

I wouldn't say you are all the things mentioned in the thread title johnny. You're not really a wool.

So if I was to say to a norgie " that sex was fucking boss last night " I'd be insulting them? Strange.

I maintain it is mainly used only on Merseyside. A work colleague disagrees. Think melons has used it in relation to sex. To me a wool is from ormskirk, st.helens, Runcorn etc.... You can't really define it as different people will have different definitions.

Dear OOT's, wools, mongs and Irish, Settle an argument for me please. Do people outside of Merseyside use the word ' boss ' to describe something good? As in : My word George, that is a boss T-shirt you are wearing. Or That sex was fucking boss last night ( sadly no one has ever said this to me. ) Feel free to ask your own questions to our resident OOT, wool, mong and Irish brigade. In return you may ask us scousers some questions and we may even answer them for you. Thank you.

Not often I disagree with you Paul, but I do on this. It's not like we would be banning a season ticket holder for thinking one of the players was shit or anything is it? That back page was a fucking disgrace, as were the three articles on the situation. Fuck them, we should withdraw all goodwill toward them and tell them to do one. I'll admit the fact I would have happily spent an afternoon repeatedly punching Oliver Holt in the face even before this may be clouding my judgement a bit.

From the Guardian Twitter, all the ' Kick racism out ' organisations are going to be all over this swaying opinion. Like Blissett in the article above.

I'm pleased to say my neg turned him red. The cunt.

Think so, like this :