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I thought there was already an Arbeloa song that was sung in Barcelona to Lola by the kinks. He came from spain to play for LFC and he's 20 times better than Josemi Arbeloa

Mikhail Gorbachev wonders how he ever fell this low

El Tel was deeply confused Something about this view of Steve McClaren was creating a stirring in his loins Then he remembered 'THAT' night in Baden-Baden with John Terry's mum

Aren't they the two kids from the same team as the other young Finnish lad that we're after who went to Inter last year - Lauri Dalla Valle?

I've been too busy getting my poo in bags ready for the Man U game , what's happened?:dunno:

Don't know the lad like , but any ginge minge is fair game. Please peruse at your leisure http://gingerkids.org/faq.html

Which is what Arsenal did with Neslon Vivas and their 'feeder' club Beveren , bur Mr Wenger would have you believe that the arse never bend the rules.

Depends on whether the new BBQ place is still reasonably affordable or whether it passes on the costs to the customers and tries to attract a new more 'discerning' (ie more mioney than sense) type customer in order to make BBQ feel more a la carte than comfort food.

"When Liverpool played Nottingham Forest in August of 1992 it shall go down in history as the day English lost its identity, lost its soul and lost its working class roots" :yes: And slick Rick Parry was running the whole bandwagon

He's played centre half but sometimes right-back ahead of Barragan so I presume he is thought of as a better player than Barragan not the other way around

2.14 miles PR Liverpool Football Club Plc L4 0TH 0151 260 8680 2.82 miles PR Everton Football Club Co Ltd L4 4EL 0870 442 1878 5.84 miles L1 Tranmere Rovers F C CH42 9PY 0151 609 3322 Didn't realise that I lived that close , I think the taxi drivers must be having me off >:(

Jerzy: Yes we're all dead sophisticated , Albert Camus was a keeper too you know Igor: Hang on Jerzy I'm writing , K-N-O-B-H-E-A-

Many observers felt that the result of this year's Miss Uzbekistan contest was a forgone conclusion

"If he mentions Clive Thomas or Betty’s Fucking Hot Pot one more time I’m going to slaughter the fat nonce" Or “I’ve shagged some beasts in my time but sloppy seconds from Michael Winner?”

He has played for West Ham and apparently has played for Corinthians in between the World Cup and joining West Ham.

Famous Liverpool tramp laments the loss of his cardboard guitar..

Didn't Heighway come back from America in the first place? If so he's probably got a Green Card and could easily get a job in youth coaching over there , even if it's something to do with the Academies that we were behind in the states.

I think Bascombe has hinted very strongly at that in the Pink Echo. Talking about Rafa being frustrated because he has no say over what type of players they bring in and the fact that all the scouts are in the local area and not worldwide.

It has been rumoured that Tim Cahill and "Double Dare's" Peter Simon (both pictured) are gay lovers. Cahill's new 'punching' goal celebration is a tribute to the fisting fun that they enjoy together.

"...and Max Boyce has shagged her too"

This whole £75m in debt thing is getting quite boring and I hope Morgan is made to realise that spreading lies about the clubs finances just creates an agenda for lazy journo's. In a nutshell the £75m figure includes all liablities that we know will arise in future balanced against current assets ie. without including future known assets.

He wasn't there but he has seen the website it comes from which is a site of made up news from Newcastle fans who are currently pissing themselves that it made it to their local paper and now on to a national paper

I phoned British Eurosport today and they confirmed that they do not have the rights to show the match in this country but is on Eurosport in other countries eg. Germany

According to one of the internet TV guides , the Grasshoppers Zurich game is live on 5 , on the 1st August

To be fair the whole "fuck off wools" thing is something that a lot lads from Liverpool went through when we were about 14 , it's just that most of us had enough of a brain to grow out of it by 16. The Happy Al's dickeads are also racially abusing people and I think need to be had a word with . I remember going to Norwich away when I was about 15 and Barnes only took 2 coaches. I was afraid it was going to be an embarrassing show but at kick off the end was chocka and the atmosphere was bouncing thanks to the 2000 'wools' who had turned up. Put things into perspective a bit for me.