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Full time 3-2 A very tired-looking side hang on to their lead, which shouldn't detract from some good individual performances, but if we're going to try this formation again, we need some healthy bodies on the bench as reinforcements for the midfield.

Boyes on for Longstaff with 3 minutes to play, looking to defend the lead.

3-2 Gelhardt cuts inside Gallacher and his shot beats Kelleher at the near post.

Half time 3-1 We've played well considering the less-than-ideal combination of players, especially having the midfielders making runs beyond the nominal lone forward, and the full backs have got forward and made crosses appropriate to the size of our players. The main worry would be the three bookings we've picked up.

3-1 Hill taps in a few yards out from a Williams cross after good work by Elliott.

2-1 Gelhardt with a solo goal after a 30-yard run, gives Kelleher no chance.

2-0 Dixon-Bonner doubles up, scoring from fully 25 yards out as the opposition backed off him.

1-0 Elliott finds Gallacher in the box, who squares to Dixon-Bonner who finds the net.

Ste says "Brewster is already away with England." (Hmmm) "Larouci will be up front as a false 9" "Jones is only being used as a sub to avoid over-work"

Under-23 League Cup group match vs. Wigan, 3 p.m. : Kelleher; Williams, Gallacher, Hoever, Clayton, Kane, Dixon-Bonner, Hill, Elliott, Longstaff, Larouci. Subs : Atherton, Coyle, Boyes, Jones. Not sure how that works. Also unsure why Jones is on bench, and if Brewster is injured - van den Berg has been allowed to leave early for international duty, he's got a game in Latvia Tuesday lunchtime.

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That lemon peel thing was so disgusting, the British Army used to use it in the 70s to torture suspected Republicans

To be fair, Onyango has a luxuriant Afro, easily the best haircut on the pitch at Finch Farm

Full time 6-1 A much better second half display, starting with improved pressing in midfield, garners a deserved derby win.

Tyler Morton makes it 6-1 from 12 yards out after Brookwell holds the ball up well in the box.

Sub : O’Rourke off, Corness on.

5-1 Clarkson cross goes in off their keeper, who had just saved at point blank from Blackwell.

Sub: Beck off, Morton on - Norris to left back.

4-1 Beautiful 1-2 by Cain & Brookwell, Cain finishes with aplomb.

3-1 Stewart cross flicked into his own net by an Everton defender. Koumetio had hit the bar just a minute earlier. We’re playing much better this half.

Halftime 2-1 We’ve not really had the best of the game so far, Ojrzynski has been good, but our equaliser was against the run of play, and somehow we’re in front. Also it’s been a clean game, by the standards of this fixture. We’ll see if that continues now we’re leading.

Penalty to Liverpool! Beck pushed in the back to stop him getting to a header down by O’Rourke. Stewart converts, 2-1