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get him in, get him some rehab, get paco to get medieval on him & bob's yer uncle - superstar strikers x2 in our line up. can you fucking imagine - torres & adriano up front?

that was the americans I was talking about.

oh you two are so sweet.

yeah but really - berbatov is fucking quality

this was the highlight of the whole setanta experience for me - hearing rafa direct things from the dugout was a beautiful thing. poor fuckers watching on their computers must have missed all that. great first post.

we're trying to hijack the move apparently.

alright then, maybe I'll just get sky after all.

windows on macs? wont that cause some kind of rip in the fabric of the universe?

just got a mac laptop - fuckin lovely. the only concern I have is not being able to get live streams (courtesy of tv ants/sopcast etc) on it. does anyone know if there are any mac streaming programmes I can download?

that my friend is not a bad idea.

I'm with you kiddo. don't worry about them - robinho or bust.

that must be the longest post you've ever made on here. usually you're worse than me for contributing via pithy one-liners. agree with what you say as well.

of course it's not right - nick's an idiot. I mean I like him & all, but he is an idiot, bless his cotton socks.

fucking hell. if that's true, then for once in our lives we've managed to get a great deal. can't understand the negativity around robinho by the way - I don't think we'll sign him, but people saying he's 'shite' - jesus. he's a fuckin great little player, and who knows if he's suited to the prem until he gets here. it's the kind of signing where if it worked out, we'd be almost unstoppable in attack. add that to our midfield with a proper wide player, and a defence with a new left back & fuck me we've got a team.

jesus keep your knickers on girls. you can be a very sanctimonious bunch at times can't you? and I'm not a sun apologist don't you worry your pretty heads about that - I just wont call it the s*n, that's all.

desperation mate. absence of any other stimulus.

untrue my pirate chum.

the ballad of fernando towers The problem for the two parts is not to remain badly before the red-and-white fondness Explaining the fan of the apple Orchards an operation that to all lights can be successful for club and player genius, those crazy computer translators.

that so doesn't clear anything up for me. I am feeling the torremania, and my golly gosh it feels good.

don't think I ever suggested we go about getting in "world class" players in every position, mainly due to the fact that I can't fucking stand that phrase. we are however short of both cover & first-team quality in the left back area, so if we have enough cash after buying some wingers & a striker, I would imagine rafa will look to sort that out. not as his first priority, as riise is ok there, but with aurelio's fitness being what it is, I'd be surprised if we don't get someone in. hugely controversial I know, but what can I say, I'm a straight talkin kinda guy.

nick, you manage to both suck & kick ass at pretty much the same time. that's a very impressive skill my man.

re. rashid: are you kidding?

that was great, I've never seen geeks attack before. they were both heavily technical and yet brutal - it was like a big, computerised payback for all the lunch-money lost & wedgies received over the years.

riise is a good squad player, ok at most things, great in terms of long-range screamers, seems like a good pro & has an engine on him. if we're making a serious challenge for the title, and we get ourselves a proper winger, we'll need to strengthen at left back too. not first-team in a championship-winning side for me. and on another note, fuck off raddy you fucking personality disordered, repetitive idiot. I know we're pretty loveable on here, but maybe it's time you got over us & moved on huh.

it's true. if we sign torres it'll be Fucking Good News, so stop whining people for fuck's sake. how much better do our targets have to be?