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I would be more worried if he wasn't getting into position to create chances. I also think the Sunderland keeper deserves a bit of credit for his performance yesterday.

Credit where it's due, I thought Keane came across well in his after match comments when mentioning us (Had no choice really) it's glad to see that the bitterness of the other twat hasn't rubbed off on him. Still a grade A cunt though.

Surely Man Ure should be asking Spurs if he's available not the fucking money grabbing bastard of an agent. Ferguson is a cheeky bastard, going on about how LFC are to be investigated. That's rich coming from a man who has been cited on about 14 different occasions for tapping up players. Talk about unsettling Berbatov, the 2 faced cunt. Slur Alex that is not Berbatov.

1. Voronin 2. Pennant 3. Arbeloa

I deffo would..................oh hang on i think i've just cum. Agree about them being more grateful and as a bonus cook a great breakfast with all the trimmings, happy days.

Unfortunately not. I didn't have any razor wire to hand so i stuck my face in a blender and managed to remove my eyes in the process - happy days. P.S. I got my wife to write this thread for me as obviously my sight is somewhat impaired.

His sister Sarah would Deffo get it though..................................Awwwww fucking hell wrong David bastard Platt :wallbutt:

Who gives a flying fuck about INGERLUND!!!!!! I'd rather spend the evening whipping my balls with razor wire.

I would recommend Anusol...............Oh sorry I thought this was a thread about piles.............Styles - Piles? No..I'll get me coat.

Oh yes.....when i was in the forces a place in Bury St Edmunds used to do them to order. Size of fuckin dinner plates didn't know they made spam that round. Used to hold the fat which burnt your gob off and left it coated in 3 inches of fat. Thems where the days........You can't beat a ready made Spam Fritter, does anywhere do them up here?

Amen to that brother, whilst giving lard arse the old 1-2 with me fists i could use my right foot to happily stamp up and down on Richard Madeleys Smug, shoplifting face. Thing is with Judy I could choke her to death with me cock. AHHHHHHHHHHHH pleasure all round.

The bird off the Halifax Extra ad, I would never get sick of punching her face. Just who does she think she is strutting round like she owns the place. Fat Fucking Bitch. And don't get me started on that Howard, 4 eyed prick. Rant over

:eek: Errrrrr did anyone see the game last night....................Jeez, should have done my research. I'm now off to Redtube to rid my mind of that image. Not the gay section I hasten to add.

Back in the 70's and 80's Gerald Sinstadt was top man. Allegedly caught knocking one out in a sex cinema. He gets my vote for that reason alone.

Chips for me, swimming in vinegar. Accompanied by a Spam fritter, salty as fuck, full of fat but boy do they taste good. If no spam fritter, top me chips off with scraps please.

God help anyone who tackles Dogpiss

Yes you're probably right, but it's the whole so called "Experience" that worries me. It's not about football any more, FIFA shows how multilateral organisations are a mirror of a global village where corruption, greed, patronage and dysfunctional governance are the norm. Fuck the fans, it's all about how much money can be fleeced from them. For me the football takes the back seat, so much for the golden age. Unfortunately, whether small-time capitalists, patriarchal snobbery, or multinational corporate greed, capitalism has always, one way or another, robbed the game of its real glory.

I actually support Jack Warner on this one i think he is spot on with a lot of his comments and i am surprised at the amount of people on here who are usually complaining about england and everything associated with them, are now suddenly up in arms, i couldn't give a flying fuck if england gets the world cup or not. This probably belongs on the nationalism thread but I can’t be arsed to write it again I want to see fat Englishmen crying, painted faces smeared, and St George's crosses flapping feebly in deserted streets. I hate all the shit scum readers and their stupid fucking hats, Baddiel and Skinner with annoying songs, people in pubs, women included who, overnight, become football experts. Burberry-capped beer boys start chanting "No surrender to the IRA". Then we get a performance of "Rule Britannia", before they move on to a rousing rendition of "If it wasn't for the English you'd be Krauts". Knobheads. News broadcasts every time an ingerlund player farts, who gives a fuck about the WAGs and how much money they spend on shoes (Fuck Off). All this patriotic shite that for the other 3 years and 11 months, we are told, makes us racist. I am english and am proud to be english, not just when the world cup is on. I have never supported England as a national team, Liverpool are my team and i have no need to clap and cheer Gary Neville, Rooney, Lumpard or any other of the fuckwits, just beacuse they are palying for Ingerlund when for the rest of the season i am screaming and shouting at them. You either hate them or you dont. All i wish for is that england get knocked out in the qualifiers, if not then they don't make it through the group stages then the Liverpool lads will be fresh for our season. I know I will take some stick for this but I feel no need to apologise it's just my opinion (for what it is worth) and it's how i feel. Rant over.

Wotcha would ya loike ter Hit And Miss me cobbler's awls ya thumb-suckin' 'airy merchant banker. Na Gypsy Kiss Frank Bough wif your finger up your Khyber pass and stick your Brighton Rock in your Vera Lynn 'n' blisters Khyber pass. Ya wahn eyed 'airy Berkshire 'unt. Leef it aahhht knock it on the bloody Crust of Bread and nah mistake .

The sister bombing at Nagasaki also produced another thought provoking song entitled: "NAGASAKI SAUCE" by the MACC LADS

George de Mestral: the hook and loop fabric fastener system, Velcro (1941) Louis Lenormand: the parachute (1783) Louis Braille: printed language for the blind (1829) Arthur Granjean: Etch-A-Sketch [toy] in 1958 Chemist Mège Mouriés: margarine (1869) And finally a personal favourite of mine: Henri Deville: invented electrolysis to refine aluminum from bauxite (1852)

The London bound side of the channel tunnel

This is what I look like any resemblance?

Where's David Copeland when you need him. Bollocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doing 6 life sentences that's where. (6)

As i stated in a different thread Reina is the most underated keeper outside of anfield.