thechap

I have a fiver on this with a mate at work and I've given him the draw. Cost me a fiver earlier in the season.

It is no exaggeration to say that if Alonso came back I would cream. Cream. Mmmmm, creamy Alonso.

Rossi is good but I'd prefer Parfitt. Thank you. I'm here all week.

Strung up, I do believe.

With your permission..? :whistle:

I got 2 lousy points but seem to be in the lead so far.

You've got 'til Monday. Fixtures due out then (apparently).

I am hugely disappointed that the law didn't hand out a good few serious beatings in that video to the thug pricks who deserved them.

I have invented a new game which I hereby share with the the TLW FF. I call it 'Fix Predix'. © thechap games ltd. Write down what you predict will be Liverpool's first five league game fixtures of the coming season and whether they will be away or at home. You are awarded points depending on how accurate your predictions are. List your predictions from 1-5 (1 obviously being the first game and 5 the fifth) and tot your points up after game 5. The TLWer with the most points at the end is God of TLW and should be praised and worshipped for the rest of the season. Unless they are a twat. Here is the points system; Get the full fixture correct (correct opposition and correct venue) = 7 points Get the fixture correct but the venue incorrect = 4 points Get the fixture incorrect but the home/away correct = 1 point You can only be awarded ONE of the above scores per fixture. There is an additional bonus score. If one of your 1-5 predictions appears anywhere else in the 1-5 (ie your fixture 1 prediction actually happened in fixture 4) you get a bonus of 2 points. ie if in fixture 1 you predict Swansea v Liverpool but that game actually gets played in fixture 4, you would be awarded a bonus of 2 points. To be awarded this bonus, your prediction has to be exact. You will get no bonus points if you predicted fixture 1 as Swansea v Liverpool and fixture 4 was Liverpool v Swansea. I have set it as five fixtures only so it doesn't take more than a couple of minutes to set up and isn't too complicated. Anyone who argues about the points system can sod off - it's just for fun. Right, I'm going first. 1 - Reading v Liverpool 2 - Liverpool v Swansea 3 - Chelsea v Liverpool 4 - West Ham v Liverpool 5 - Liverpool v Man City

For the first time ever I'm going into a tournament where England are involved really not giving two shiny shites about the whole thing. I honestly feel nothing but apathy. It's not the anti-Ingurlund thing that you see from some on here. I think I'm simply starting to not care about football the way I used to. Shame and I can't be alone in this. Still, if we get through the group stages it may begin to excite me.

Won't someone please think of the tits?

Have you tried those specs that cost a quid at the flicks? They usually work for me :whistle:

Today I have been very lazy. No sausages. Instead had two small bags of Cheddar Mini's and a small plate of KP dry roasted. Now I'm on the hunt for more cake.

My sausages were Tesco, too. Butcher's Choice chipolatas. Having eaten them I can say I much prefer normal chunky fat boy's sausages. And what the hell is wrong with cake for lunch?? Cakist.

I ate them anyway. Three slices of Warburton's Farmhouse with brown sauce = three sausage butties. Now for cake. Not sure what it's called but it's a layer of sponge topped with thick whipped cream and summer fruits on top. Friend of ours made it. As you were.

I've just burnt my sausages reading this shite. Thanks everyone.

Absolutely spot on. Nail on head - as accurate a comment as it could be.

It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than Barcelona.

A lone voice was heard to cry...

Genius.

Weird. Find it hard to take my eyes off that photo despite how much it makes me want to puke. Xherdan, you poor sod. Hope you're on the mend soon. Any fit nurses willing to slip their hand under your duvet? (Or not fit, times being hard, etc)

Jesus. This is poor and embarrassing.

Please tell me that's not a serious question?

That is superb! Well done, that man! Edit: And by 'that man' I mean Horus...

Why would anyone film themselves giving birth?? (unless Richard Attenborough is narrating it..!?)