Dr.Filth

Just put a sign in the field behind your house: WARNING! CAT SHOOTING ZONE! KEEP OUT! That should do the trick. [%sig%]

niiiice! [%sig%]

Quality. [%sig%]

Trust me Christian, the insecure ones are the easiest ones to bone, just keep giving her compliments etc. to reassure her. [%sig%]

What does this mean and why does it keep happening to me? [%sig%]

Andy can you give me an address to send that £10 I owe HJC. Cheque is written out waiting to be posted, thanks. [%sig%]

"they would have when GH told him to play bass and gave the guitar to the drummer" LOL!!! Seriously though people, can we at least get ONE competitive game out of the way before writing the season off! [%sig%]

Congratulations mate! [%sig%]

I knew this would happen. Fools, damn you elitist fools! [%sig%] Post Edited (08-02-03 19:34)

That bint who interviewed Kewell last night was clearly trying to bait him into critisizing GH for playing him out of position as she brought it up a couple of times but HK was having none of it. Pre season experiment or not, it still defied belief imo as both players were clearly uncomfortable in their positions, Harry was just being diplomatic. [%sig%]

Paul Stewart was the worst red ever, especially considering his fee (£2m?). Remember THAT pre season friendly at Tranmere where everyone was laughing at how shit he was, even WE were laughing at him!!! [%sig%]

Best band name is Mark Skid & the Y-fronts. [%sig%]

Spot on, Elmyn. [%sig%]

Why on earth would you want an UGLY female friend?? [%sig%]

She make me do sex wee in my pants. [%sig%]

I thought they were invented by friar tuck. [%sig%]

I give it 6 months;-) [%sig%]

lovely tits [%sig%]

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [%sig%]

I think Hermes is in wind-up mode today, you little divvel you ;-)

Her white bits look like Oscar the grouch from Sesame Street.

The rat mutherfucker quegg in True Romance,squeeled to the pigs and shit his kecks in the lift when Christian Slater stuck a gun in his mouth.

appendix f. pissing on your neighbours barbecue

75. flushing the toilet while still in mid-shit on a hot day...aaahhh!

arse milk! LOL!!