Chris

That's laughably pathetic from Gerrard. Making an absolute tit of himself, while making an absolute fortune.

They're getting ticker and ticker

Alright aaarrrrr Gareh, yer comin' down t' The Mysterious Bruise tonaaaaaht?

I thought the same. Probably not like, but I'm going to choose to believe that. Fair play, Jo-El.

Kenny Rush Barnes Gerrard Mo.

So don’t leave him out! John Barnes is a “greater” Liverpool player than Suarez.

"Defib wank" is a bit much.

EUUUUGH. Fuck the fuck off Real Madrid.

when have we done that?

Dennis Takes a Mental Health Day is the only one that'll go in the pantheon of great episodes. The rest had some good stuff, but go into the blur of everything from around season 12 onwards.

976 at his game at the weekend. It’s so pathetic it’s almost sad. If Shakespeare could be arsed writing tragedies about soft shites from Sunderland…

Based on that, Burnley will cause them loads of problems at the weekend.

As far as I was concerned, he was done the moment he lost 7-0 at Anfield. There's no coming back from that. They arrived at Anfield on the back of a great run and we – at a pretty fucking low ebb – absolutely destroyed the hype around them. A United manager worth a damn would never have allowed that utter capitulation to happen. He somehow escaped blame for it thanks to 'Bruno' He was cooked in that moment.

Or maybe, you know, Klopp was just being diplomatic.

Mnshtur Yerrnayyyyyyye-ted Football Cluh

That Spurs game was a fucker. We didn't really deserve to win it, but the collective "oh fuck" in the Kop when they broke clear for that opener will live long in the memory.

Excellent shout.

Hey, all good man. Half the point of these kind of episodes is about having a hot take with a wry smile and setting yourself up to take some shots on the forum!

This is exactly the kind of shit I'm talking about. It's almost as if we forgot who we were. "make us dreeeeeeeeaaaaaaaam" Yack.

Presented without context by LF again! Just like the "embarrassing" Rodgers stuff. I specified cringe!

I PICKED RUSH! And then only changed to accomodate Dave's "Origi role" Everton theory. Michael Owen in this Liverpool team would score 50 goals a season.

Rodgers era cringe: Gerrard's last games (home to palace, away at Stoke) Lambert and Balotelli Kolo Toure Flanno is the 'New Cafu' The songs: Poetry in Motion and Brendan Rodgers Liverpool among the worst ever. The documentary The Slip The "LIVERPOOL HAVE CAPITULATED" draw at Palace Losing that Villa semi on Gerrard's birthday Suarez.

Fair enough, man. I associate the Rodgers era with pure cringe, starting with the man himself. I associate the Hodgson era with the most miserable period. But with plenty of cringe in there for good measure.

Ok, I'll bite against my better judgment. You do know this podcast is made by and for Liverpool fans, right?

Think Dave's putting the finishing touches on it now, so I'd say within the hour.