ScoureRich86

Once again Evra the boy who cried wolf, anytime anyone gets one over him 'THEIR RACIST!', no one will touch fuckin JT though will they!...Meanwhile back at the Blatt cave....Sepp plans to shakes Luis hand.

How did this fight start? (amusingly picturing a monkey and a bear having an argument with lots of flailing arms and very offensive language)...did the kickoff start in the monkeys house in the kitchen or did he come around with the knife? I do believe there bear would go medievil on that monkeys candyass.

I think this time around Fenway will be wanting to impress fans an show for the 2nd time that January wasn't a fluke an they do have our ideas at heart to rebuild a decent enough squad. I would say around £50Mil (inclusive of buy to sell) to be fair though on Cole and Jova's £90,000 a week, I think we could throw that at Coentrao or someone fuckin immense, would rather get rid of 2 shit players an bring in 1 immense one for what we were paying in the first place. Would love to get Hazard but I think he'll pass us by.

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Me an Ged are out: 1. Mark 2. Rob 3. Tott 4. Cris 5. BDD 6. Grazy 7. Ste 8. 9.

This link isn't a song but Hitlers reaction to Carrols buy...theyve done a good job on this, funny as feck.

The new redevelopment plan for Anfield is actually to accomodate Carrolls collection of many rare hair bobbles/bands, he is said to have Paddy Bergers 1st ever headband in his possession which is worth the same as D.Bent #CarrollFacts

1. Mark 2. Rob 3. Tott 4.Richie F 5. Ged Good game of footy allround, shame about the weather at the 1st half for us an lost count of the amount of times we got caught out due to long balls being persuaded to fail by the wind an junk. Enjoyed the end switching at half time, an do agree Tott was on form.

The bad thing was..he was wearin slipons the fuckin beaut.

If true, Pepe's in the highest of high regards, even higher than before for showin that the club matters an not who your friends with. Would love Kelly to be pitted against him an come out trumps, he'd just bully the girly dancer all day long...with his long rectangular gurnish face.

Best way to handle this would be to out play them and out class them, thats better than ingnorin him an playin snidey ignorent games...as much as I'd like everyone in the team to disregard his presence, the liverpool way must always be upheld no matter what the circumstance. It'll be ace to see his face once we've done the job on sunday an the camera just pans to his grid in 'guttedness'..this is what you left behind, 24 hours more an you would of been upfront with Lou an andy (I know he's not playin on sunday just in heinsight)

Bollux this, its probably just Jesus in a bubble.

_________Jones________ Kelly Skrtel Agger Johnson Gerrard Meireles Lucas Cole _____Suarez__Kuyt______ Subs: Suso Ngog Soto Poulson Pacheco 2nd half changes (if this proves out to be shlong): Cole Off - Aurelio On Lucas Off - Pacheco On Switch johnson to Coles position at left mid an bring aurelio in on johnsons at left back. Take lucas off an add some depth to the strike force by implemtning Danny Checkmate.

You've got fanny hair an stink of shit torres, torres you an your bird look the absolute spit torres, torres john terry gonnas smash your bird an it'll turn out to be you ye prick Fernando torres, dude looks like a lady.

To the tune of: gonna bounce in a minute You must be off your fucken bonce torres, torres goin to a world class club you said, you said chelsea paid a hefty sum for half the player we bought you from fernando torres judas number 2