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I was fine with this and he is largely right. The Anny Road End development hasnt helped things this season of course but I can't recall seeing as many players trying to gee the crowd up as they have in 23/24. I'm not buying the day tripper stuff either. Couple of lads who sit next to me in European games are clearly not from the city but don't stop singing. I'm sick of the miserable arl arse shite in parts of the Kop. People talking for most of the game about any old caper like a load of arl fish wives instead of watching it. It partly that - entitled ageing fans who can't wait to get on the teams back or are simply passive. Yes the lack of youth in the ground because of the scum touting that the club enabled plays a big part but so do we all. We need to stop being such precious quims and get some fucking new songs for the new lads. Get one of the Diaz ones going, come up with a Darwin one, or Dom...Christ even just sing 'Aint Nobody Like Joe Gomez" for 90 mins. I don't care but bring something new to the party ya slobs. One thing I will point out though that doesn't help the managers standpoint is that we had a cracking song for him that caught on massively during the Almost-Quadruple season and got the crowd proper going. Atmosphere at that Wolves game end of season was a mixture of anxiety and proper raw passion. It didn't work as we know. Anyway he can't have it both ways and whilst as I said I largely agree with him on this, a bit of self awareness wouldn't go amiss. I love the big mad bastard regardless

The most deluded, easily led set of toxic scruffs you ever did see. They literally have no argument here. The corrupt shouts started about 2 seasons ago when a few decisions went against them. Strangely the same season we were going for the Quadruple. Last season - barely a peep when we fell off a cliff. This season they've resurrected it because they were caught cheating and must have been expecting what......a small fine? Harsh language? The Birch? Absolute mentalist fanbase.

Tory MPs are notoriously self-confident in their (in)abilities. They will be absolutely raging that not 1 of them was considered any more capable that somebody who hasn't been near Parliament for 7 years (unless greasing his oily palms to lobby) and once stuck his dick in a dead pigs mouth. David Cameron is the political version of Harry Kane. Without the talent. The likes of Fabricunt, Steve Baker, Mark Nee-Francois Pas and Swingin' Des Swayne (who I once met bizarrely) will be doing their best 'Nazi at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark' routine. Pun intended.

He's barely played. He excelled in one of Europe's top leagues. At least give the fella a chance. The pace of this league is nuts and there's been some genuinely great players who have taken time to settle in. Including ones around Endos age profile. I don't think he will ever be a 'great' but the player who stood out in a very poor team even against the better teams in Germany - deserves a chance.

Two Foot Tommy couldn't fight off a cold the absolute shithouse. Came across a group of his fanboys from Hull years ago whilst in Krakow (of all places) during a Euros. Wanted us to help them start a fight in a club with a large group of local fellas who were minding their own business having a bevvy and a good time dancing to errrr...Sean Paul. Needless to say we politely informed them to stick their fucking Ingurland up their arses and if they kicked off, we'd be backing our local hosts up. I recall following this up by calling Billy Whitehurst ( the only ex Hull player that sprung to my inebriated mind) "a fucking big girls blouse". To somewhat bemused looks. Thankfully our restrained and thoroughly adult approach to dealing with said pond life worked. Sadly they managed to cause mayhem in a sports still bar the following day. The cunts.

For those who have previously watched 'Undercover' on Netflix. The spin-off prequel series 'Ferry' starts on Netflix. 'Undercover' was great and the Ferry Movie prequel was decent also. Belgian / Dutch co production and well worth a watch. Especially if you have a thing for Belgian Country & Western themed holiday camps. Franck Lammers who plays 'Ferry' is boss actor and a funny man. Also a big PSV Eindhoven fan. Even more important is that's another opportunity to watch the rather wonderful Elise Schaap onscreen.

Not a chance...thankfully. Iran is not Gaza. They've got 'assets' all over the Middle East, Europe and the Americas. Not forgetting Hezbollah. As much as Netanyahu would probably love to, the US would not allow it. Nor do I think the Israelis can afford to open up another front.

God help us. These deluded cunts will singing that dreadful Geordies song into the nite in their weird echo chamber of a city. Work with a few them. Utterly over the top reaction to any half decent performance. Dan Burn as good a proper defender as your likely to see in the Premier League they claim. Mr Burns has a better turn of pace.