Toxteth O'Grady

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I met Michael Owen once. When I say 'met' I looked over and nodded to him. It was in the GU Unit of The Royal back in about 1997. I'd caught something nasty, from memory her name was Laura. Seems like he did too. I doubt it was from the same girl. Mind, she was from Waterloo, so you never know.

It won't be the first one either. She's re-papered the downstairs toilet with the ones he's had so far. And does he care?

That's an early episode of Wacky Races.

No mate, that got burned down to below ground level by Redshite tallyclappers letting off nuclear warheads at it the other year, don't you remember?

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Like RIS's dishwasher.

Sutton is a ludicrous beetroot farmer who's never been right about anything.

It signifies the amount of Wasps let out of matchboxes by Redshites and potential toxic shock murderers just before Pickford caught the ball and they all stung him en masse before Origi scored the winner where the game should've been stopped and the Red Tories referred to Geneva Convention for war crimes.

Oh dear.....

'Reports' today suggesting that Crawford has agreed an offer to fight Canelo at 168. As far as I can see on reputable outlets nothing set in stone so far, BUT.....if it happens? Thoughts?

They seem ideal.

JW Henry.."Who said anything about a replacement?"

Double post because I've had a drink and also because i don;t know what the fuck I'm doing as far as editing goes

If you've jinxed it again, you'll hang for this Usher.

I'm sincerely hoping for a Spence win, I like the fella, I think he's the better fighter, but he's got more miles on the clock. I don't like Crawford much, I think he's a lary cunt who's mouth and ego is more than he's worth. But he's fresher, instincts say Crawford win on points. I'm hoping for a Spence win by stoppage.

Can I just relate an incident to you all to show you just how useful the Police are at protecting the public and following up incidents. This morning 9.45 ish some fuckwit has positioned himself in the middle of a busy walkway, 50 yards one way is the Vets and the Post Office, 50 yards the other is the local shop and the pharmacy. My mate drops me off, he cant park as all the spaces are full. I go the Chemist, get my tablets, pop into the shop, come out. I walk over the side of the Chinese takeaway and wait. I can see some shitbag sitting bang in the middle of the walkway and I can also see from the body language of people walking by, including women with children that they've been verbally abused. There's a car park about 100 yards away, opposite the Post Office, where I think, chances are my mate has gone to park. I walk past this twat and he verbally abused me, yeah ok, whatever, see my mate isn't parked there, walk back, twat stands up and verbally abuses me again, so I ask him "would you be addressing me good sir?" or words similar, he comes after me, I push him back, spin him round and mention to him that going away might be a good idea. He then hits me with a hammer. A woman with a child is a few yards away and shouts "he's got a hammer! " and quite rightly ushers her child away. She asks me if I'm OK....yes I am. I'm not injured. I then go back to the shop to say to the owner, tell anyone who comes in here not to go that way as there's an idiot abusing people both verbally and physically. I get home. Phone the Police, tell them that 10 minutes ago the fuckwit was still in situ and he's know round the area. I get a phone call at just after 10.30 saying that Officers have been to the scene and couldn't locate the suspect. No mention of checking the local shops, asking anyone or checking any of the 5 local businesses that will all have CCTV. A couple of hours ago, I get a follow up call asking me if I'm either injured or traumatised and then telling me that the investigation is closed because officers went out at 10.30, couldn't locate the suspect and he hasn't been since. When I went into the shop to tell the fella, he asked me does he look like (description) ? I say yeah, that sounds like him, the owners says "he comes here now and again and threatens people and causes trouble". So, aren't I really fucking glad I reported an idiot brandishing a hammer in a public place in front of families and children on a busy walkway. Response...."we wen't there, had a look, couldn't see him, so that's it"

The fucking useless cunt. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66099981

@Carvalho Diablo tax. Used to be valued at 30m before Shep lobbed the full endorsement of Hartlepool Analytica.

Moboooootu

And even then, in 2 years time, you'll be sitting on the bus on a Friday night on the way home from work, when just 5 days earlier we've been pipped to the title on goal difference on the final day of the season by both of them with a transfer spend of 35m....a spiteful, ginger stepbrother type Evertonian cunt who's the Brother-in-Law of some twat you know from work will get on 2 stops later and sit by you, even though there's loads of empty seats and say... "eh though lad, City and United, great teams though lad, proper winners them" And you'll say.... "you're an Everton supporter, you survived relegation on the final day and finished 17th again, your stadium is still half built, you haven't won a trophy for 30 years and you still haven't had a points deduction, so what has the success of anyone else got to do with you?" "Winners lad, they win things, you've won fuck all this season the same as us" "fuck off you inbred transvestite cunt" "Heysel lad, 39 Italians can't be wrong"

Let go Dave, leave him to go to Spurs or Villa and let him see out his frail dotage in comfort winning nothing and getting paid more than he's worth there.