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At least they are finding their players with their passes

He's not been there long and already Walcott has the snide.

Bitters wine corner, somewhere in North Wales a DVD duplicating factory starts warming the copiers.

Goodison is creaking!

Good because they won't even get that.

Liverpool looking for three points, Everton desperately trying to stop that.

The oldies when I was young thought the world was mad, they had it easy. I genuinely cannot keep up, the lines are moving so fast I'm now probably 'phobic' this or 'ist' that and most of the time I'm just making a common sense observation with no ill will or hate. Sharon Davies has now opened up on the whole transgender in sports thing by basically saying that transgender women should not compete in women's sport. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/swimming/47428951 On Saturday, Rachel McKinnon said Davies was a "transphobe" and was "sharing hate speech". This is the problem these days, you simply cannot say anything for fear of triggering someone.

RIP Mr Preview.

We are lucky to support Liverpool, they're unlucky to support Watford, that's it. A fair few of their fans acknowledge we're worlds apart, some though enjoy their everton esque world of delusion. It's always an education visiting rival fans forums, especially the ones of the 'they come not to play' variety. I've often wondered how they enjoy watching such drivel week in and week out. Mental impairment or delusion on a massive scale seem to be the answers in most cases.

Hahaha, I whinged that one in. Only gutted we didn't get 6.

I know people don't want to hear it but we've not been firing on all cylinders for a while. Teams have either worked put how to play us or we're tiring or both. For that reason I'm not very hopeful of much tonight, we've been a bit lucky and scraped through a few games against teams we should be battering. The last time we won the title there was no internet and I don't really remember the nerves being as bad as this, of course I didn't have some twat on the internet telling me how to support the team then, probably the twat that wasn't even a spunk stain at that point. I spent a decent part of my life managing to support the reds without Mr Internet telling me. Also without the so called sports journalists either, fuck me what a poisoned bunch of pricks they are, (our own leader excluded of course) Maybe I'm old enough to remember when football wasn't a fucking soap opera and click bait were two words that were never used together. I'll be singing and supporting at Anfield tonight but if the internet police allow it I'll be as nervy as fuck and worrying until it's 6-0 in the 80th.

Mr 'I am it' is perfect for them.

Sometimes when Klopp shouts at the main stand I can swear he looks at me, I'm not that far away. I just instinctively point at my mate when that happens.

They’ll get the rub of the green with officials like they’ve had before, now they’re not shit. I can’t see us winning this one, we aren’t really firing on all cylinders which is a combination of teams learning how to deal with us and our poor finishing. I had been expecting the nerves to kick in and that’s also been a factor. The financially doped cheating blue mancs have been there and done it before and seem to be flying no matter who they play. We we will be fortunate to get a point, expect some fouls by them to go unpunished and some fouls by us to be severely dealt with. we have spent more than two decades trying to ruin the mancs title chances, while having little or no chance ourselves to win it. Boots on the other foot now, but for how long?

Nothing quite like half a billion in loans for a stadium that possibly repay that through the limited attendance and ticket price. An owner owed £250m in loans that has recently stated in public that the spending spree is over. Only because he can’t con them into more loans. Their best prospects sold, replaced with expensive shite on long term contracts. A manager that looks to be utter shite. They would be better buying a lottery ticket for tonight’s euromillions, because they royally fucked up the last couple of years. I couldn’t have done a better job of consigning them to oblivion than the Iranian tax dodger has managed. £137m in sales, £250m in loans and all to go backwards. Still, stick some pretty drawings on the internet and they’re all giddy again. ‘Throw a few quid on them to go down next season, they’re ticking all the boxes of a club circling the drain.

If Everton won the league I wonder how Sky would cope with the extra 5 subscribers. I'm not a fan of club TV channels, do they have one? I had to check, it doesn't appear so. I'd love them to form a TV channel it would be hilarious and probably feature us most of the time. Like a state run tv station in some little country run by a dictator, they have to do it.

Apparently if you apologise quickly then it's fine to kick the shit out of someone on a football pitch. Maybe Hazard now knows how that ball boy felt when he kicked him.

Wait until someone tells them how we see colours, that will blow their little minds. To see blue an object has to absorb all the other colours except blue. So their blue shirts absorb red (and all the other colours) and reflect blue. Ouch! There will be some shirts burning tonight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM9MffjoVgk&frags=pl%2Cwn

Four legs good, two legs bad.

I should have put 'links' below, ham disappointed I didn't.

A farmer was eaten alive by her pigs after she collapsed while feeding them, according to Russian media. The 56-year-old woman had gone to feed the animals when she suffered an epileptic seizure, it is reported. She fell down in the pen and was bitten by the pigs. Her husband is understood to have discovered her body. Newstes said the incident happened on 1 February, in a village in the Malopurginsky district of Udmurtia. Her husband is believed to have gone to bed early, as he was unwell, which is why she was not found quickly. She died of blood loss. Investigations are under way by officials in the region.

After we've played them.

Hope the chav cunts are this shit when we play them, they won't be though.