El Dangerous

I think there’ll be a few Dutchies we’re keeping tabs on anyway. That Per Shuurs was linked before he broke his leg, Joshua Zirkzee is one of the top forward prospects in Europe should something be happening there, Weiffer has been linked and seems pretty integral to Slot’s midfield. We’re just as likely to sign some fuckers from Portugal we’ve never heard of as well. If Slot has anything about him he’ll be involved in these decisions hopefully.

Sounds like you base your worries and opinions on 10 minute YouTube videos.

Just like Eva, you’ve got me pegged.

I don’t know about a salary cap but anymore sunny days like this next season and I’m going to insist that Slot wears a baseball cap to protect his poor head.

Fairs fair. I’ll take it like a man.

She’s Spanish so she’ll probably wanna play that tipi tapas football Pep loves.

That was in his prime, the curse of Liverpool has got a hold of him now. Shame.

I see you’re new to the Liverpool thing. Let me assure you that Bajcetic will never start two consecutive games for Liverpool for as long as he lives and should under no circumstances be depended on for anything. I’d be surprised if he hasn’t gone full Lieutenant Dan by August.

New fan song! to the tune of the melancholic Cranberries number Zombie. Slot is a redddddd Slot is a re e e e ed Arrrrrrnie Arrrrrrnie Arrrrr nie nie nie Could even try and get it on Top of the Pops cut to some black and white footage of the shit hole streets surrounding Anfield.

Worth the heartache of losing Klopp.

So that would be Atalanta then. A welcome return to us buying midfielders who play well against us. Big up Oyvind Leonhardsen!

Hopefully he had a list of all the shite Twitter links he’s posted of her on here and asked her to verify her sources so we could finally have some clarity on whether it’s all bollocks or not.

It’s not beyond reason that the stat nerds felt that Jurgen Klopp of all people could teach Nunez how to stay onside and hit the ball more accurately. What they failed to realise is that any half decent football coach will have fancied themselves to do that and there must be a deeper reason as to why a professional footballer in his 20’s couldn’t do these rudimentary things.

Hate to dash anyone’s hopes, dreams and aspirations but we haven’t gone and got the Klopp from Wish to be spending £100m on defensive midfielders. My guess is we’ll sign a few players most of us have never heard of but Stacksy will pretend to know their strengths, weaknesses and circumcised or not status.

Imagine talking your way out of the Liverpool job then almost ending up at West Ham. Silly cunt. Might bag himself the Barce job though, they’re a basket case but it might suit him.

He’s got a couple of strings to his bow. Where does Mats Weiffer rank amongst holding midfielders is he more box to box like Koopmeiners? Remember being linked to him and Hancko from Feyenoord so they seem like likely targets. Kubo looks a good prospect but there’s always a question of physicality with the smaller players. As far as wingers who like to tuck inside midfield go I’ve long held a suspicion that that would be Trent’s better position as opposed to Pirlo light. Like a modern day Beckham. I can see Dom starting the season either there or number 10. Think he’dlink up well with Jota as a 10 and 9.

Flashbacks to the media wetting themselves every time we conceded from a set piece under Rafa.

No. Apparently they have to be shit as well as rhyme.

This is fucking depressing.

Has that need done a 20 minute video I can watch 5 minutes of yet?

My worry with him is that any new manager is going to see Nunez as his opportunity to show how great they are at coaching and give him a chance to turn it around. Problem being that it’s not a coaching issue.

As a proud baldman it feels great to have some representation at the club and hopefully we can all stop calling Pep a bald cunt so I can wholeheartedly join in on hating the bald cunt.

You can’t go from the most charismatic man on earth to Gary O’Neil. I’d genuinely give it to Lijnders for a year over someone like that and see if Klopp fancies it again if the Shit Pep doesn’t take to it.

Frank would be an awful decision. Despite the fantastic job he’s done there his style would not go down well. I reckon it’s all in on De Zerbi and we’ll go back to taking a few more punts on promising young players.

Apparently talks are advanced and the deal can be Sealed with a kiss from Rose.