johnsusername

Real Madrid are going to steamroller us.

7 league goals in 17 league games. The lad's on £400,000 a week and wants to be rated as the best player in the world. He is absolutely nowhere near the conversation for the best at the moment. We should be building the team around him, yet he's stuck out on the wing partnering up with Harvey Elliot.

But if we buy a new midfielder if might hurt the feelings of Naby and Ox.

Is he still getting over Afcon?

We were never in a million years going to pony up £100m+ for him, and £400,000 a week for his wages.

This team is done. Was nice while it lasted. Just no real enthusiasm by the club to build on success for the medium and long term, and now the moment has passed. Tonight has been an absolute shambles. 0/10 ratings for everyone. Not sure what Klopp has been working on for the past two months.

They're all fucking shit. Sell the lot. Apart from Cody and Diaz.

We tried 442 in the autumn and it was a shit show. I've no idea what the answer is. There are so many questions!

Quite a few of our players are wearing Harry Potter's Invisibility Cloak.

Wow. Hodgson-era levels of performance.

Mo Salah earns £400,000 a week.

WE ARE ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT.

VAR doesn't make us shit though mate.

Don't worry - Ox and Harvey are going to turn this round. And there's always the options from the bench... right? RIGHT?

Ox. Fucking hell. 2023 and he's playing up front for us.

They're going to walk it. City are all in for the champions league. We'll end up about 20 points off top.

This is VERY unusual for me (at least since my early 20s), but I'm already quite a bit drunk.

Arsenal are going to cruise the league. Fucking hell. No 100 points needed this year, when we're shit. If only anyone had mentioned getting a midfielder or two in the summer...

It looks like they could lose every game in a season and and still somehow escape.

Don't think I'll bother watching if that's the midfield. Our midfield three need to play with the energy of 4 players. They're barely scraping the energy of two this season. We basically need a new engine.

As fast as a leopard, as strong as a lion. Needs a new pair of gigs though. Or boots. Or both.

The Leeds, Forest and Arsenal games have really fucked our position in the table.

Blame the players but what the fuck are the management doing on the training pitch?

Absolute fucking joke.