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Indeed, scored one of our great goals of recent times!

Vidic is a dirty cunt who doesn't get sent off enough in my opinion.

Typical shit-coat tactics, taking off an attacking player like Oscar and bringing on a defensive player like Mikel even though they're 3 goals up.

United are so shit they make Chelsea look like a free-scoring goal machine.

United with all of the play but not the goals. Chelsea 2-0. Eto'o again.

Eto'o puts Chelsea in front. Can't stand the rent boys but I hope they give the mancs a good bumming today.

I suspected the mum might be involved but I thought she was trying to pull a fake kidnapping ploy with the lad eventually found safe. Didn't expect her to be charged with his death.

Same here. Don't see the fuss with him and £18M is a serious amount of money for a player that could well turn out to be a flop.

He's garbage but he is 3rd choice so can't really expect much more from him. We're just unlucky that both Enrique and Flanno are out leaving us with little choice but to select Cissokho.

Terrible result against a team that's been mediocre all season. Rodgers has fucked up and now also has an injury to Lucas to contend with. What a depressing performance that was. We were slightly better in the 2nd half but that's not saying much at all, and we would probably have struggled had Agbonlahor not been injured. I hope we don't see Gerrard in that deep role again, he was awful in the first half.

Hope it's not a bad one for Lucas, would hate for knee to be fucked again.

Do you honestly believe Rodgers would hook Gerrard at half time? He wouldn't sub him at all unless it was to 'rest' him.

Cissoko is a shocking footballer. We're unlucky that both Enrique and Flanno are injured but even as 3rd choice this guy is just terrible. Better off trying out a kid from the academy than putting up with this rubbish.

Fuck this. Think I'll watch some porn instead. Rodgers has shown massive disrespect to Villa with this shit formation and ludicrous team selection and we are rightly getting a hiding for it. Change it around, bring Lucas and Allen on, and take off Gerrard otherwise we'll get humiliated even more.

Just when you have hope that we can make the top 4 we inevitably fuck things up. Depressing.

Fuck off. Utter shit and predictable. We have been absolutely garbage. Why Rodgers has changed a winning team I have no idea.

Cissoko is so bad it's untrue. Can't wait until Enrique and Flanno are back.

We look too unbalanced, so open Villa are bound to score if we don't change things.

A very attacking line-up, I hope it works out. If not Villa can cause real problems with the pace and strength of Agbonlahor and Benteke, we'll be leaving them so much space in midfield without Lucas. A bold selection by Rodgers and won't be surprised if it backfires. Still, with Suarez and Sturridge up front, with Coutinho, Sterling and Hendo behind them, surely we'll have enough firepower to overcome them?

I don't think we're good enough to finish in the top 4. Our performances have been very erratic, from shockingly poor to top class and we don't have the quality or the consistency to remain in the top 4 until the end of the season. Unless we add a couple of genuinely class players in the transfer window, I fear we'll slip out of the top 4 and will end up some way off the Champions League places.

Of course they won't. At some point every season we come across a team that's been gash for about 10 successive games but manage to play out of their skins to get something out of us!

Villa are utter garbage, shocking performance in front of their home fans. If they play like this next week we'll hammer them.

Reputation alone is getting them in there. I mean, Ramos??? Fuck that.

FIFA team of the year: Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid and Portugal) Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Paris St-Germain and Sweden) Lionel Messi (Barcelona and Argentina) Xavi (Barcelona and Spain) Andres Iniesta (Barcelona and Spain) Franck Ribery (Bayern Munich and France) Dani Alves (Barcelona and Brazil) Philipp Lahm (Bayern Munich and Germany) Thiago Silva (Paris St-Germain and Brazil) Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid and Spain) Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich and Germany)

I think we look better without him in the team to be honest, although he's still our best midfielder. I really think Henderson's effectiveness is greatly reduced when Gerrard's in the team. I would try Gerrard a bit further up the pitch, maybe in Coutinho's in position for a while.