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I might put him in mine so that will sort the bastard out.

Fuck me how many sales does it take to get to No1 in the charts now? Looking at this i would suggest about half a dozen

Checks out who Sara Matos is gives Angry a thumbs up

In this case

Holy Shit Billy The Fish playing for the Mancs!

Look us sane people are just going to except Dave's man love for Jon f****** Bon Jovi or else it will be a long season. SO as a peace offering a Bon Jovi Joke. Dr Schrodinger is a Bon Jovi fan apparently his favourite song is Wanted Dead and Alive

Sign someone you cunts! Oh!

Drop the prick ( from the team obviously, not with a punch)

Nothing screams Everton more than winning a European trophy that got scrapped. Fortunately for them there is a new 3rd tier European Competition next year that they might have a shot at.

hahah Even got a call from My Blue Nosed Brother all excited about being 'top of the league' last year he was finished with football. Now he's full of Royal Blue BS, hopefully they keep doing well for a few more weeks as the inevitable pop will be a joy to behold.

Get In! Love you all you Magnificent Bastards

I only use them when appropriate you dumb CUNT!

Negged by the Editor!!! Do i win a Prize?

Someone has to account for the fact that while we have the best keeper in the world as our number 1 the number 2 is a guy who could not get into a shit WestHam team and was training with a Spanish non league outfit. How can that be right? I don't want to go over the top on this because i have never seen this team play better. I am an older guy so i lived through the heydays of the 70's and 80's but i love this team better. I just do. Everything about them...except for the ludicrous drop off between the brilliance of our First choice and the support act. It would be like going to see the Rolling Stones and finding out that fucking Bon Jovi had replaced them.

.... at Bournemouth

Yes i imagine there are a lot of residents in the UAE scratching their heads looking at ticket that has just arrived in the post and trying to recall when they ordered it.

If you are going to call something the Mancunian way then its obviously going to be a Cunt.

How are you going to make a legal case for what is a fair market value, if he sponsors things where a market does not exist? I'd also add, legally the club can make a very straightforward and easy argument that we are 4th most successful in terms of leagues won, joint 1st for the number of years we have held the top division title, most seasons, 2nd most points, the only club to be founder members of the FL and PL (while maintaining an ever present place) and have had the 2nd longest unbroken run in the top flight. Objectively, and from a legal standpoint it is a very clear argument that commercially we ought to be somewhere between 1st to 4th in terms of sponsorship values. The club have radically underperformed to the market test over the last 20 years. This would be any legal conclusion drawn from Everton finally negotiating deals befitting of our status (Ie in or around the top 4 deals). Yes that is definitely an argument that would hold up in a courtroom. Absolutely no doubt.

Yep. It should be given the team who has won the most titles to keep. I know that means ManU would have it but not for fucking long.

I think with pundits they are shit scared of offending anyone and getting on the radar of AbuDhabi FC's owners. Except Collymore who is calling for their titles and cups to be stripped from them. ( he is bonkers though)

maybe it will catch on!

The narrative of this season’s title race has already been written – grand old Liverpool, steeped in history and tradition, conquering the dirty oil money of shallow, plastic Manchester City. He got that part spot on

Benteke scored against them! Fucking hell should be a 6 point deduction for allowing that to happen.

In the same way that i am a Washington Capitols fan because i went to watch them once and was given a commemorative Puck. ( and before you start that's P uck)

TO be fair, despite the bollocks he was spot on about that cunts poems though.