Bjornebye

Christmas game? One Card Slam it is!

I had one over zoom during lockdown. The boss got us all these Harvey Nichols hampers. Only small ones but loads of little bottles of booze. They tried playing some game thing and everyone was just pissed up apart from a few jobsworth gimps who blatantly passed the hampers on as presents. I got a drink swilled in my face at one years ago from some bird id barely ever spoken to because I was chatting to another bird. Turns out she’d liked me for ages and was gonna tell me that night. Instead she got pissed and threw a drink at me. It got my attention that’s for sure. She came round mine one night about 3 in the morning in pyjamas and heels. I questioned it and she just took the pyjamas off and I never questioned even god again. Fuck it Remmie I’ll take your spot

Jock Stein - Died 39 years ago today. The architect of one of the greatest footballing sides to ever play the game.

Hahahahaha he’s the best comic book character ever

I usually do. Can’t stand the whole bollocks. In my 20’s though I was right into it.

Snowflake

I enjoyed it you miserable twat. I also won with Babooshka

Spinach, cheese, onion and tomato omelette

its “frowned upon” not to go plus if it’s free food and booze and a free shot at pencil skirt then what’s not to enjoy?

Those office managers and co-ordinators are absolutely needed but fuck me they buzz worse then anyone in the business. “Are you coming the races?” “Have you picked your menu?” “Don’t forget it’s pink shirt day” “how are you for hole punchers?” Please fuck off I love looking down your top but leave. Me. Alone you over enthusiastic bastards

Is it too soon to say I like him?

Fair enough lads, opinions isn’t it.

Same. It should be full throttle in December. Anything before that is cunt behaviour and greed.

Pete. Do you genuinely think he meant it seriously? I’m pissed off with the price hike but I’m sceptical it having anything to do with the band themselves. This has been happening with tickets for a long long time. Supply and demand price hikes. Same as plane tickets, hotel prices etc. It happens and it’s a disgrace. Liam Gallagher wouldn’t be Liam Gallagher if he worried about ‘reading the room’ all the time. I couldn’t give a fuck what he says.

Toast? What did they toast it with a fucking light bulb? Any need for spring onions on a breakfast? The egg actually looks really nice to be fair. Admit, you’re in Wales not London

Has anyone asked whether you would or not yet?

He’s been pissing people off all his career. If you’re an Oasis fan you wouldn’t be arsed because that’s what he’s like. If you’re not an Oasis fan then what the fuck do you want tickets for?

Artists have been doing this for years! The shut up was clearly tongue in cheek

I feel bad for Kelleher. Seems a brilliant lad and he’s a fantastic keeper. He’s just behind the best in the world.

Leaf it out she’s mine

Yeah have to agree. He looked impressive last time out. Dubois will be going for a big punch but will likely gas quickly

54/55 Bradford v Brentford in the cup

Goodnight Mufasa/Darth x